my top ten painful moments

1) when i was young, i like to play with ...you know those clips where it act as staplers but it can be detached out from the stack of papers..yes..in fact i still do (dasa blom serek2 lagi)..haha..as i was busy playing with it...the thing just popped and it somehow clipped my upper lips...my goodness..saket dier...naaudzubilaminzalik...hanya Tuhan aje yang tahu..nyehehehehehehe
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2) splinters..yes..splinters..especially when it enters into ur fingernail and it starts to create friction on the flesh...fuuuuu..steaaaaaammmm
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3) i got punched by my dad when i was in pri 3 because he thought i was bullying my sis which of course, i never did..i don't why he have to punch me..i rather have the cane than the punch..i still remember having that dragon shaped mark on my lips cause he was wearing this dragon-grafted ring
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4) i got 8 strokes of the feather duster by my discipline master when i was in pri 2..reason : haha..i threw stones at his car..haha...ala..cheap thrill katekan
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5) breakdancing days..back in sec 2..i was busy practising hand glide (a move whereby the body is parallel to the ground..and the body is balanced on one hand..from there, you spin..) in my room...while busy spinning....KLAAAAAAAKKK ! haha...aduuuu...dislocate...fuuuu..
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6) few days before my silat tournament (ivp 2006), had a sparring session..so i did alot of defence work..haha..instead of using my forearm to block..i was couragely dumb enough to block using my palms (btw that guy gave me one super strong sabet)..haha.....KLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK !! haha...dislocate lagi..but this time..even worst...the numb-ness seemed to flow throughout my whole arm..panic i tell u...
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7) try sparring with 5 national pesilats in one go for 5 min..tgk ape jadi..been there...done that..and dont ask me why
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8) my esprit wallet got stolen in the mosque while peforming teraweh prayers (sad eh..i lost 200 bucks in total and i still miss that distinctive smell...sobs)..zee knows this part..haha...apparently, at that time, my uncle, lost his timberland sandals..haha..stolen by that crazy mother-lover
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9) my beautiful girlfriend, sarah (btw she's a haro stuntbike tho..nyehehehehe)..got "pimped" by my dad..he installed safety lights....arrrrrgggggghhhhh...and the worst part is...im not supposed to remove it....crap hole
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10) i think this is king of all pain...i used to have this ringworm near my groin area..honestly speaking..its not that bad..this kepala pantat doctor prescribed me with this lotion..didnt expect it to be highly acidic..ph of 3 to 4 (how i noe?..ala...ckp chemist, babe)..i had to apply it 3 to 4 times a day...kk..everytime when i apply it..i need fan to cool my body down..painkillers...and lastly..its a must to have this..a TOWEL..why ? so i wont end up screaming in pain..i just bite on the towel..the lotion causes the ringworm patch to oxidise which somehow dry up the patch..every process took me 20 min..so can you imagine the excrutiating pain ive to go through...masye'eleh....haha

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wouldn't it be nice to share a cadbury chocolate

=]

wouldn't it be nice...

choco loco ice creamo galore

Now I understand why girls love ice cream and chocolates so much

They claimed them to be better than sex

I'm not too sure about that cause I aint experience it before

But from I know..saudi Arabia chocolates and ice cream are simply

ORGASMIC (but trust me..they never reach to my penis)

So yea…its plain clean orgasm ?

Ape la aku merepek setan..haha

the boy looks appetizing (i mean he really looks like a chocolate bar)

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you have done so much for arsenal

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and i couldn't ask for more

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for that, thank you

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you'll always be appreciated and looked up upon as arsenal's greatest hero

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au revoir, Titi

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Kertas - Kekasih yang tidah dianggap

Aku mentari

Tapi tak menghangatkan mu

Aku pelangi

Tak memberi warna dihidupmu

Aku sang bulan

Tak menerangi malammu

Akulah bintang

Yang hilang ditelan kegelapan

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Selalu itu yang

Kau ucapkan padaku

Sebagai kekasih yang tak dianggap

ku hanya bisa mencoba mengalah

Menahan setiap amarah

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Aku sang bulan

Tak menerangi malammu

Akulah bintang

Yang hilang ditelan kegelapan

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Sebagai kekasih yang tak dianggap

Aku hanya bisa mencoba mengalah

Menahan setiap amarah

Sebagai kekasih yang tak dianggap

Aku hanya bisa mencoba bersabar

Ku yakin kau kan berubah

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to download song, click here

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i'm getting all butterflies

peace

psk and many more stories

This is when the whole fun began

Taking a breather

worthy opponent (who says eye candy can't be a tough cookie)

anxious moment..been there..done that

great match..worth my $5

seligi tunggal angkatan

Farah did exceptionall well (at least to me)..despite her defeat, she definitely played with alot of heart..tu baru katekan fighter, babe..haha..kudos to you ah..proud of you, friend

watching her fight makes me wanna pick up a fight with someone

haha

ok..maybe i settle for my nephew 1st

=]

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something undesirable but yet inevitable happened this morning

farah and iqa just lost their grandmum

to all my fellow muslim brothers and sisters

please do sedekah al-fateha to their late grandmum, aight

may her soul rest in peace

speaking of which..i miss my grandpa tho ='(

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the past two weeks

i must say it has been hard for me

had to deal with the loss of my grandpa

my dad's friend just recently passed away

and recently henry just left arsenal for barca

trust me

his departure was good enough to make me teared up

that's how much i love arsenal

and lose a player from the squad especially the indispensable

i guess it will prolly shatter millions of gunner's fans

hais

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on the brighter note

my lecturer kinda impressed by my project team's progress

we showed him the results

he gave us a bloody wide penis looking smile

rather than a bloody-long-i-feel-like-stuffing-a-nigger-sausage-into-his-mouth nag

after 2 weeks of "burnt" vacation

i guess that's the kind of response we deserved

well done guys

we are almost there

let's turn this pile of shit into a pot of gold (when i say shit..it's real shit, people)

hooooorayyy

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and yesterday was a day well spent

indeed

=]

random pics

this what happens if you mix java with chinese

Budak-budak blom sunat

scientist-scientist keparat..cit podah !

meet pretty gayboy, zee

Kawan kindergarten..haha

Aku nga steam la..nak naik tu

Hidop mati grasio katekan

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i thank you guys for actually cheering me up despite the toughest of days

went through an emotional turmoil

losing the leader of the pack

indeed, a heavy blow for me

for friends whom constantly cheering me up

trying to numb me from reality, be it temporary

i thank you so much for being there

g unit (amir, zee, azlina and meen)..i couldn't thank you guys enough..my pillar of hope

dewi...sexyfriend..you're the best

farah n iqah...wa caya sama lu dua, babes..(farah..ingat..luar bertudong..biar dlm hati bertudong pon..nyehehehehe....=])

syikin..haha...ure cute antics...classic ah..thx

hairuzee..haha..lu byk berbual mepek ah player..haha.jotos jugak kepale kau..maceh(ni aku copy kau..bahase ape kau pakai pon aku tak tau)

bernard and hk...you two are sick bastards but you two made my week..peace

cousins, mum,dad, sisters, uncles and bibiks...we stick together always..as a family..

its pretty tough to put on a smiley mask when Only God knows what you're feeling inside

but i guess this is life

like it or not

i still have to deal with it

peace people

you guys have been great

random

Hoooray

O ne assignment down..5 more to go

Booooo

Crap hole

I just don’t get it

We’re in yr 3

Yet they still give us loads of work to do

Students are pretty much occupied with fyp

They still humban us with 14 modules…5 examinal modules each sem

Maut sunggoh

Kalau life aku gini mcm

Blei naik botak

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on the lighter note

yesterday was fun

pics

Friends

while waiting for train

Tembam2 anak mak

ni kawan masi hutang aku duet nasi lemak

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swooned

k im off

incompetancy

sometimes i do feel incompetant

at certain times, i do feel lousy

especially in the presence of my relatives

intimidating

hanging around with the high flyers

they're either educationally inclined

religiously inclined

or simply superb in whatever they do

who am i compared to them

a guy with basically nothing

no achievements

no merits

no medals

low rank

o0oo crap

i better do something bout myself

i cant afford to stay low all the time

even my nephew can read better than me, he's only 4 btw

o0oman

yat...wake up yat

hais..

well i guess this saying is true...no money...no honey

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currently the song me n fahmi (my nephew) addicted to

Dewa 19 - Dewi

Dewi aku mohon beri aku kesempatan
Tuk bisa menebus dosaku kepadamu
Maafkanlah aku yang menyakitimu
Aku tidak pernah menyangka bisa begini

Oh dewi, dengarkanlah?

Dewi kaulah hidupku
Aku cinta padamu sampai mati
Dewi belahlah dadaku
Agar kau tahu
Agar kau mengerti

Wou wou wou

Semua terjadi begitu saja
Tak ada yang serius antara dia dan aku
Tidak ada cinta dan tak ada hati
Hanya karena aku lelaki dan dia wanita

Kembali ke **


Download the song here

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to all my friends, stop calling me papa jahat, papa notti or worst, papa shotgun(az..i hope u read this ah)..haha...aiyooo...im still very much SINGLE and nopes..i have no kids..haha..aduuu...paisei man...haha..seperti back perpatah...Don't drop my water face, man..haha

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i miss that specs

and especially the poking of my babats

o0owell..fetish

funny but true

i was at NUH last night with my family visiting my cousin

he suffered from God knows what

after much waiting

i got hungry (standard..da depas ivp..weight sume tak jage)

so i went down to the cake shop with my pretty boy nephew, fahmy

so i was carrying him

then i saw these two minah walking towards my direction

they were smiling

so i kinda looked back

see whether they smiling at someone else

apparently, there's no one

so i faintly smile at them back

i overheard their convo

hey..i may be 20% deaf..but i have selective hearing ok..haha

this was they said

minah 1 : tu laki..anak cute sak (tt guy's son cute)

minah 2: aku prefer bapak dier (i prefer the dad)

minah 1: da da..kau jgn nak merepek..dier da ade anak (dont crap..he got a child)

minah 2: ala..ni compem case shotgun (ni korang paham2 ah)

minah 1: who cares..i don't mind jadi ..

jeng jeng jeng

after that, my nephew interupted my "concentration" asking me where is his toy sword

so i told him find it in his pants

i know it may sound a little sick..but its true..i placed it inside his pants

so back to the story

yeaaa...honestly speaking

i dont that conversation flattering

haha

amusing in fact

aku muke mcm bapak org ke

bagero

haha

o0owell

just another day of Mohammad Hidayat

=]

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i'm not ugly

i'm just beautifully deformed

Grandpa

You've been holding on for too strong
For too long
Breathing out your last breath in the presence of no one
For the final tears that cant be unwound
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Closely shut eyes
Accompanied with loved ones' mourning and cries
You left us
May you be reunited with God
Lying in His loving arms
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You'll always be remembered
For the love you have showered
May you be in the love of His
Grandpa
Rest in peace

the good, the bad and the BEAUTIFUL

right now i dont feel too good

too busy caught up with final year project

speaking of which, i went down to biofuel research to collect the P.U.B samples

it would prolly be one of my worst days

given with face mask and gloves, its still not enough to avoid seeing and smelling that THING

let me explain that THING

that THING consist of YOUR SHIT (the entire singapore) and mine

the ingredients of that THING

1) ginko nuts (ape korang makan..korang sembelet ape)

2) cashew nuts (ni compem case tak kunyah..main asal boleh telan aje)

3) kangkong and seaweed (eeeeeeee)

4) chilli flakes (haha..ni compem mak masak pedas gile)

5) the most important ingredient : "brownie"..haha..loads of them..but the color aint brown. they turned whittish green due to fermentation..baik ah yat

and if you think your day is shitty..think again
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ivp 2007 was indeed a blast

an event not to be forgotten

new bonds made

new friends made

new bruises made (ouch)

it's nothing compared to previous ivp

sp was simply awesome

despite not winning many games, i think we showed loads of character and courage

rock on guys

nxt year, insyaAllah, champ k

to nyp, kudos (abang nana..classic ah bro..papa jahat abes)

az..congrats *winks*

dewi and iqah..ala...thx for supporting la..haha..hoooooray..stay hot

did i mention...i made friends with....

1) syikin..haha..cute babe..congrats eh..medalist sei..keep in touch aight

2) farah..haha..tudong chick..aisei man..=]

3) kobis (budak mi)..haha..aduuu..aku pon tak tau asal si sarah panggel kau kobis..no idea babe

4) mardia..haha..ni kawan betol2 classic ah..kaklar abes ah..next year main ivp lagi tak ?

5) sofian (used to be my opponent the last ivp)..thx for supporting ah bro..kau fight power ah..next year menang gold oi

6) ryo..my opponent..this year..didnt really talked to him but hey..musuh dalam gelanggang..berbaik di dunia..peace bro

7) fadh..haha..nice knowing u ah bro

8) last but not least, aini...=]..*melts*..hey congrats babe..gold medalist..wooohooo

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amir

sorry ah besok aku tak lei make it

aku nye supervisor tak kasi lepas ah

so stuck with doing experiments

takpe

az pon da find replacement untok aku

dier suro tu pretty boy, hairuzee untok datang

kk

sorry ah bro

pape...if u need sugar

you know where to get

haha

mane lagi

dalam tent ah..

=]

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im sick and L sick

peace

fight

this sat

would prolly be one of my biggest days ever

a chance to prove to people that national pesilats are still pretty much human

i will give my all

im not afraid of pain

im not afraid of my opponent

this time

no looking back

so yea people

wish me luck

because i think i really need it

haha

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there's only one thing on mind right now

ryo

wait..there's one more

nyehehehehehehehehe

go figure