Online flea market

and so

i was blog hopping

till i came across which kinda caught my eyes

these bloggers

they are actually promoting their products

to be precise

USED products

i became curious

who would want to buy used clothes

kk

imagine this

YOU with the rashes

you wore that shirt once

you planned to sell it to me

i wear it without realizing you wore it once when you got that bloody rashes

and if i wear it..and i got rashes

i will bloody hell take this humble "light saber" and jolly well shaft it in your mouth

haha

but then again

its pretty tempting to sell away your used goods

its like online flea market

i think ive decided to promote some of my USED products

dont worry

i will just sign on them so that the value will hike up

1st item



MY BOXERS !!

yes yes

im selling at starting price of $100

haha

hey c'mon

dont complain

it has a distinct, unique smell which amir and zee love

texture of almost sand paper like

not so easy on the pee pee

but it is still cute

any takers ?

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item number 2



i seriously hate this faggot

any takers

starting price : $1

lowest unique bid wins

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Last items

you can't find this "dolls" in shops..shopping malls

nopes

"dolls" are adorable

friendly

cute mute nude

cuddly (ok..i'm not so sure about this one)

im pretty sure they are nice to be owned and loved

please do shower them with TLC

tender loving cocks..eh eh...i mean tender loving care



these "dolls" are limited edition and they dont often come in baju kurong

starting price of the left doll : $0.05

starting price of the middle doll : $ 50

starting price of the right doll : $ 500

get them now while stock last

=]

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God

gym with zee was a torture

he was training me up like i was preparing for some body building contest

but then again

it felt good to be back pumping irons once again

need to be in fit slim lean figure by december

and if not

extra month in the green resort

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

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when the leader left his flock

you led the flock to supremacy

and i thank you for that

Chinese Chicken Rice Story

it's pretty alarming and nail biting when we talk about the future

but yet

the future generation (including us..yes..you also..jangan nak act) still chose to be ignorant or should i say...plain DUMB ?

i had a mini fiuitful convo with my fellow coursemate

mate : eh..what are you going to do after ns ah..are you still up for the advanced diploma pursuit and to UK for the masters

me : ummm...yea i guess

mate : haha..good riddance..haha..nola..just kidding..are you really sure ?

me : yups..i might be migrating there after that..i guess the opportunity there is vast and hmmm..better la..

mate : aiyoo..i would prolly would want to do the same thing..if possible, i want to escape from singapore before it "collapses"

me : huh..what do you mean by that

mate : aiya..you see ah..now singapore is under refined, cultured and wise leaders..just look at our new generation..psp..nitendo..dota..all games..at the rate we are going..in future, you think our people are capable and competant enough to lead the country,meh

me : you're true tho..hmmm

you get the point, people

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it's embarassing for a chinese unable to speak mandarin

being a half chinese

i felt the humiliation..to a small extent, that is

and so

i've decided to take up chinese class from my shi fu (teacher, right ?), Dr Tay

kk

wo yao ni wen wo de lampa

translation : i want you to smell my balls

haha

wo de piku hen tong. pei wo ?

translation : my butt hurts...carry me ?

nyehehehehehehe

bloody hell..ni an wo de siong..nabei

translation : bloody hell..you touched my breast..fucker

chou an, cheebye

translation : good morning, vagina

haha

seriously

wo de hua yin hen hao ?

dui pu dui ?

haha
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it's freaky when a makcik from a chicken rice stall tries to flirt with me

i don't whether its got to do with the extra strips of chicken that ive ordered or the smile that i gave her

i seriously don't know

my momma once told me

my smile can give the wrong signal

but to a MAKCIK !!!!

a MAKCIK !!

yes yes..those creatures with saggy boobs, sloppy tudong and bitchy mouths

God

what have i done wrong

like seriously

haha

kk..enjoy people

have a blistering day ahead

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if everyone worships a hero

Scott Cranmer should be the one

Making the best out of life

people always say

"i'm going to make full use of my life"

Full USE ?

i repeat myself

Full USE ?

haha

how could you possibly make full use of your life if you dont even bloody know when you're going to die ?

instead people should start rephrasing what they've said

"i'm going to make the best out of life"

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i do not know if you morons are living the best

or making the best out of your lives

but i do want to share my humble opinion to how living to satisfaction is attainable

1) Live in the Moment

This is a tough self-actualization step for many people:

STOP WORRYING ABOUT TOMORROW.

Instead,

live in today.

Live in right now.

Live as if tomorrow will worry about itself.

After all,

what can we do tomorrow until tomorrow gets here?

All we can do is whatever is before us today.

2) Give it away

Go ahead and be frugal when it comes to your bills, your clothes or whatever else you want to save money on

just be generous with PEOPLE stuff.

Give a 25% tip to the waitress who served you that great meal.

Give $5 to a kid you see at mosque...jgn plak korang lupe donate tabong amal mesjed

Give away hugs like you get paid for each one ("sugar" for me please)

Take someone out to lunch

TODAY !!!(well..i just did..nyeheheheheheheh...*wagbrow*)

3) Be Optimistic

Everyone likes to be around the "realistic optimist".

The "RO" is a person who can acknowledge that everything isn't always great,

but that somehow we will all make it through.

Knowing that trials and setbacks are both inevitable as well as temporary makes you an asset to the people around you.

4) "If you can't say anything nice..."

"...don't say anything at all."

If you want to really help people, give up trying to correct them.

Instead, compliment them on their strengths.

Will they still make mistakes that, to you, are obvious and need correcting?

Sure,

but I have found that there is ALWAYS someone willing to tell others where they are failing,

it is rare to find someone who will tell others where they are succeeding.

5) listen to ungu

yes yes

its an order

nyehehehehehehe



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my momma gave me one hell of a "spelling"

and trust me

it got me seriously worried

mum : yat..where did you go ? now then you come home

me : ummm..i went out with a friend ah ibu..but before that, i studied in school for awhile (hey..which i really did, ok)

mum : friend eh..you date your friend is it..don't think ibu dumb eh

me : haha..takde la ibu..just a friend

mum : better be..because i really dont want you to ruin your opportunity to going into a good university by some girl

me : yes ibu

mum : not only that..i also dont want to see you getting married after your masters..get yourself a good job and then..only you can worry bout getting married

me : haha..marriage..aduuu..hello ibu..im only 19..i know..i will strive to do my best la..insyaAllah..i will make you and Abah proud..insyaAllah..dont worry

you know how parents can be really over-protective

very constricting at times

but i somehow find its beneficial for me

it keeps me on the right track

and definitely put my mind at focus

afterall, my parents want me to continue our family (including extended families) legacy of having degree holders in the family

key word : holders

not one

but a minimum of 2

o0o0boy

currently my family

we had 2 (my 2 elder sisters)

as i thought it would be easier for me

they expect the only BOY of the family to surpass my elder sisters

so yeaa..to actually meet the expectations is like having a boulder on my shoulders

with addition of the crane and the bulldozer

haha

now im stressed up

BIG time

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you got me lovestonned

9th nov

swooned

Marriage

marriage

a blissful thing that could happen to a man and a lady

yes yes

for instance



just look at them

looking happy together

a thing that could bind them together till eternity (that sounds forever..aduuu)

trust me

i'm not against marriage

Except for this particular type of marriage



what in the blue fuck are they thinking

oh God

have mercy on my eye balls and my "beef" balls

they are drying up like preserved prunes right now

my momma always tell not to poke into people's affair

but THIS !!

arrggggghhhhh

The greeks once said

"erotica love is love of divinity and only to be shared between two men"

(meen..if you're reading this..please exit..please do..haha..i know its just too painful for you..i know)

if loving a man is divine love

i think i rather be a castrated monk

GOD

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the three loves of my life

=]

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Bagai bintang di surga

Dan seluruh warna

Dan kasih yang setia

Dan cahaya nyata

Men should envy ladies

ive been talking about how significant ladies can be

and ive got to agree

that a woman's worth is way much higher than a man

haha

kk

i'm just bullshiting

haha..they worth slightly higher than men

nyehehehehehehehehehe

kk

today's topic

"Few reasons why men SHOULD envy women"

1) Men are known to be better cooks..(biasala la babe),finally... a score against women. But technically men still lose out, serving their women a grandiose meal while they watch a soccer match they had been planning to catch.

2) No one thinks of a flower when it comes to men. The closest a man can get is to be associated with a cauliflower. haha

3) Women intrude on a man's "personal" time and get away with it without being the least apologetic. Imagine the fate of a man who is brave enough to try the same thing. haha..maut kau..

4) Men look at women and women look at women..i wonder why

5) Designer clothes and bling jewellery: the list can stretch a mile when it comes to style options for women. Men, despite the rebellious metrosexuals, have a Spartan collection that doesn't stand muster.

6) Wife, daughter, mother. Women play any role thrown at them with seemingly effortless ease. Men find it difficult to manage themselves, let alone anything outside there sphere of existence. haha..its true..its damn true

7) Women have the power to give birth and create life, men just get to stand by and watch..*wagbrow*..tak payah melalak pat operating theatre

8) poems and prose and songs- women have it all dedicated to them and their beauty..how lucky

9) Diamonds are made and sold solely for ladies we love. The closest a man can get is to be a diamond cutter or a salesman in a jewellery shop..haha..ape nak buat

10) We, men, still very much in love with you ladies...=)

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i overheard a conversation

between a hunk and 2 chicks

let's call that hunk , bagero

chick 1: hey bagero..do you watch porn?

chick 2: yeaa..do you ?

bagero: haha...noo..ewww...noo

chick 2: woooaaa..rili..and do you masturbate?

bagero: haha..why ask stupid qns..of course i dont..i'm a religious person

haha

yeaa right

religiously enough to get into their skirts ah

BULLSHIT to you man, bagero

if those chicks really believe you

man..they really gotta sing to paris hilton's "stars are blind"

bloody hell

who are kidding to ?

yourself ?

the chicks ?

me ?

or God?

haha

c'mon man..

guys

listen

if you bloody hell masturbate

bloody hell admit (provided you're asked..but dont go around telling people you do..i swear they dont wish to know)

dont worry

its normal

its not normal if you dont

so yea

peace people

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charming

very charming

swooned

Friends come and go

my good friend, ryza,(yes yes..that sexy creature) once told me

friends come and go

and yes

i've gotta admit

its true..its damn true

so i would like to take this opportunity to introduce you guys to my MAT sentol friends i made in SP school of chemical and life sciences

haha

1) ryza jacobs aka mat kental handsome aka mr-bring-back-home-for-mum-to-see and syaifulnizam aka syam aka chewbacca aka maestro



just look at these two faggots..haha

smart charming faggots

tidak takkan blei end up in industrial chemistry option,kan

haha

sorry girls

they are attached

but the one in blue is not

=]

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2) rohaizad aka batang gala nye setan



he may ride his bike like a typical mat rempet

he may even look like one

but

but

actually no buts ah

memang mat rempet pon

haha

girls..

now..he's single

if you're looking for a guy with a ride

now he's the man
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3) fazli bin dollah



don't be deceived by his ex-convict look

haha

please dont

he's the most cultured person i've ever met

someone who would go far to achieve perfection

gentle is his own ways

he can speak 5 languages

english, malay, mandarin. japanese and korean

(very impressive)

and a inspired-teacher-wannabe

(abes ah..student molestation cases compem naik worrrrr)
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well its the time of the year again

and i somehow dont really like the idea of having to apologise and to forgive

just within a short period.

c'mon

don't you muthafuckers try asking me for forgiveness

if you guys had done some shit to me

please..

instead

ask God for forgiveness

and may He bless you muthafuckers with His mercy

for now

repect !

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az showed me this pic

aduuuu

those were the days

good old days

=]

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please make me lovestonned all over again

and again

and again

swooned

Raya

Hari Raya should be a festival of joy, happiness,

mealy-mouthed apologies and flooded with crocodile tears

but it could also be a festival of sorrow for some

while other people were wearing "glitters" all over

but not for my neighbour

she looked crappy

looking all emotionally-drenched

a month of fasting has indeed ended with the biggest test of all for her

her mum passed away on eve of raya

Think about it, people

before you even pop that bloody kueh tart inside your mouth

think bout it

think bout your loved ones

be bloody grateful that God give you the chance to celebrate with your loved once again

and be thankful that you're fucking alive to enjoy the delicious penis head-sized kueh makmur

and also,

be thankful that you're still receiving green packets (kalau makcik2 kasi $2..COMPLAIN !! haha)

well, i am..ape tak..

2 days..

ive collected $500..nyehehehehe

=]

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i'm blessed..i know



my favourite "hamburgers"..extra "patties"



peace



talk to my hands



azlina so gonna get turned on by this pic (afterall she likes small boys)



az..i hope you're not getting any orgasmic reaction right now

nyehehehehehe

kk

enjoy people

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you got me lovestonned

don't stop

swooned

=]

Reasons and Dreams

Reasons why being a woman is way much better than being stuck with a dear sexy penis

1)Free drinks !

2)Free movies (you get the point).

3)You know The Truth about whether size matters

4)Speeding ticket? What's that?

5)New makeup gives you a whole new lease on life

6)Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.

7)If you have to be home in time for 'days of our lives', you can say so, OUT LOUD.

8)You can sue the President for sexual harassment (but trust me..Mr Nathan is a good man..i think)

9)It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower

10)Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and ME..haha =]

11)If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected

12)YOU never have to wonder if his orgasm was real

13)No one passes out when you take off your shoes

14)Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store

15)If you forget to shave, no one has to know

16)If you're dumb, some people will find it cute

17)You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked

18)You can quickly end any fight by crying

19)You've never had a goatee

20)Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable (they definitely make me uneasy..ALL THE TIME !!! )

21)You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark

22)LASTLY, no matter how difficult you ladies are, we, men, still love you all

=]

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They say dreams are meant to be captured and savoured

even the smallest of man do dream BIG



well this bastard is living his dream real BIG

haha

ps: when science experiment gone wrong..SOO WRONG

Interesting month of ramadhan

i've never once felt like a low life dumb fuck my entire life

till today

and today

it has indeed made me teared up

simply heart wrecking to see a sweet girl

nicely done veil

but happily munching away her waffles (i like blueberry with cheese tho)

key word : HAPPILY (not munching)

how could she do such a thing on a holy month of ramadhan?

so,

i literally walked up to her

gave her a stare (but her waffles looked pretty tempting tho)

she somehow felt a little embarassed tho (i hope)

and she kinda put the waffles away

then my friend came up to me

friend : eh fuck..she's not fasting..why bother fasting ?

me : you know..you're lucky its the fasting month..if not..i would have prolly castrate you and feed it to ISEEI SAGAWA (japanese celebrity cannibal)

more on him..click here


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i used to have this female friend back in sec school

wait wait..

more like acquantaince

yes yes

she has a way with cutting queues

so once upon a time

a friend of mine (apparently he's good looking) was queuing up

she was behind him

she actually used her two "missiles" to rub on my friend's back

they say..all you have to do is say the magic words..or give the magic "feel"

"kepala buto..tu kawan kau..lucky bastard sak..compem syiiiiooook sak"

these words directly extracted from this mat rempit friend of mine

ni mat rempit budak life science oi

jgn main2



*yeaahh baby..give me that horny look..give it to me*

haha

and yes to you horny bastards

you guys are no different

now now g unit..dont act angelic here

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i seriously cant wait for tomorrow

i'm seriously smiling till heaven's end

=]

Resemblance

people assume celebs are larger than life

some would say Gods

but others just cant be bothered

for me

celebs are just normal human beings

just that they do extraordinary things in the most charismatic manner

not only that

dont be bloody surprised if they look and have similar characteristics like us too

dont believe ?

nyehehehehehehehe

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fernando torres



el nino many would call

but who would expect he would look someone like

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hahahahahahaha

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my friend here



amir ashraf

yes yes

cute

handsome

witty

charming

who would expect him to look someone like

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S. Jibeng (malay version of Stevie Wonders)

=]

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gorgeous,

many would call him

setan,

only for me to call

ZEE

yes yes



haha..ni kes tak dapat..paham2 aje la

and of course

he resembles this hot sassy

ass-spanking hidayat wannabe

WADE ROBSON !!!!!



true eh ?

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this friend of mine

he's unique in his own special way

besides charming girls

to patronize mc cafe

and definitely not his bed...nyehehehehhee

he's a hero

i think you guys would prolly know who

yes yes

he's no other than

Spidermeen



somehow

meen reminds me of this hero

they have similar powers in fact

sticking on the wall

sticking in their pants

sticking their eheem out (if they have any, that is)

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CICAKMAN !!!!



sajak la korang dua

nyeheheehehe

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azlina



a nurse friend of mine

a hot one too

she reminds me of this character

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barney !!

and what do they have in common ?

they are bloody PAEDOPHILES !!!!!!

for my friend here

whenever the sister nurse ( is that what you address the chief nurse ?) isnt around

she would prolly try to turn on the babies by bar-top dancing

and o0oo boy

i once caught her red-handed

and o0oo myy

this jackass baby got bloody turned on

evidence ?

here you go



this is definitely one fucking ugly baby

like seriously

haha

kk

enjoy people

(kk..g unit..jangan strangle aku oi)

=]

Girl Next Door

Remember 'BOY NEXT DOOR' competition

yes yes

won by our very own friendly superhero

who lurks in the dsrk like orang minyak

spidermeen !!!



*singing*

spidermeen..spidermeen..does whatever a spidermeen does..can he swing from a web? yes he can..he's a stick..looooookkkk oooooouuuuttt...he's spidermeen

but this season

there will be a twist

it will be better !

sexier !

interesting characters !

the best thing of all,

the contestants are BABES !!

so do expect the unexpected

nyahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*sinister laughter*
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WELCOME TO THE GIRL NEXT DOOR !!!!!!

*fans cheering their fart out*

now i shall present to you contestant number

1) miss azlina



don't be deceived by her dainty,angelic sweet look

when she unleashes her "devil" in her

you aint wanna be there

she's a nurse

to be precise

a baby nurse

*yum*



(the effect of having too much of nurse milk)

awwwwww

she can feed 12 babies at one go !!

I cant really imagine how she managed to feed 12 babies with just...2..errrr.kk...nvm

gosh..that's gotta be exhausting

besides nursing and feeding the babies (those babies are so freaking lucky)

she whoop ass as a hobby



tough chick

besides whooping ass

she loves being whooped



(effect after being whooped)

az...aduuu..gamba betol2 tak glam ah

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the next contestant is indeed unique in her own way

but her uniqueness can bring a guy squealing for mercy

i present to you

2) miss khoo or better known as yuyun

(haha..mampos aku..i'm bloody hell taking a big risk doing on her)



yes yes

her cute pau-looking cheeks

and especially her tudong

dont you guys ever be deceived by those

no no

because what's beneath her tudong are these devilish looking horns

cause she's into black metal



kk..it definitely dont look devilish tho

=)

besides terrorizing kids for their brownies and lollipops,

she loves going for a ride with/on spidermeen

those two deserve each other la

haha (yuniza...dont kill me please...)

she loves pornography...eh eh...i mean photography

and she's bloody hell good at it

evidence ?

naaaah !!!



there you go..our second contestant..yuniza khoo

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last but not least

straight from new delhi

the next aishwarya rai

i present to you the third contestant

3) JASINA aka Jason Pereira

*dancing to kota kota heiii by sharukh khan*



(jason..please dont kill me for this..nyehehehehehehe)

wow..from india eh

btw people..she's attached to a bangladeshi and currently not available

i'm truly sorry for the bad news

so miss jasina..besides having a controversial but yet entertaining blog and a bangladeshi boyfriend (now we know your dirty little secret..haha)

what other facts that we do not know about you

miss jasina : umm..wempedek wempedek wempedek

me : eh wait..that's 999 in tamil la dey

miss jasin : haha..wait ah

she starts rolling up her sleeves



my goodness

this prolly be one of her blueprints to breakfree from new delhi

wooooaaahhhh...micheal scofield-ish

interesting..

other than that

eh

eh

what are you doing miss jasina

stop it

stop it !

nooooooooooooooo !!!!!



(definitely not for the faint hearted)

*fainted*

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sorry people

this competition has indeed come to a sad, tragic end

there will be no season 3 as it is banned due to umm..some "interesting" moments

i'm sorry

its now rated R-21

haha

so yeaa...

hope you guys had fun viewing

peace

=]

when mellowness sets in

me : eh fucker

HK : haha..what la doctor Y A T

me : the module microdevices is killing me ah..whenever it comes to electrical..damn it..my brain switch off ah..wouldnt it be better if all the modules are just plain polymer chemistry and languages

HK : haha..nabei..electrical so easy..you're an embarassment to the male community ah..we MEN should know the basics..you know

me : haha..really ? so tell me..what's V = RI ?

HK : what's that ?

haha..i guess people talk too much some times

HK : how come you like language modules so much ? kanina..i can die sia paying attention to the lecturer bragging about how important english is

me : nice what..conversation skills..argumentative essays..debates

HK : haha..you can la..you know english modules are good for charming people like you

me : haha..oook...why ?

HK : so you can charm more assohs (boob-sagging chinese aunties) to bed

me : you live long enough boy..haha

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despite the harsh dreadful week for me

i still got the time to feel mellow

like seriously shit mellow

so yea

TO MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND

I'd love to just sit down with you until the first ray of dawn breaks.

Suddenly through on the horizon,

alighting upon your face only to reveal the twilight that remains forever

a twinkle in your eyes,

betraying your wondrous secret so sublime.

I think the Gods would then surely look from the Heavens upon you

and confess the divinity of your Soul,

declaring your Spirit more beautiful than she of Troy,

for whom not a mere Agamemnon would they command to launch a thousand ships,

but for you,

My Friend,

would they summon a distant star,

to bequeath an eternal rainbow unto your world,

to bestow joy and hope upon your dreariest day,

and be a guide for me,

forever returning me to you in this life,

and every lifetime to come.

I would love to just sit there with you,

hold your hand in mine and listen to the world just being around us,

just as we are...

just sit there...

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feel it, people ?

SHIT !

mat-ish friend : eh yat ! you dont have girlfriend ah ?

me : haha..naa..not really interested for now

mat-ish friend : you're into bapoks, right..haha..dont lie..i know alot of bapoks like you cause they find you cute..c'mon la..go for the experience, brudder

me : haha..you bloody joker..you're lucky i never shaft this retort stand in your anus *griping the stand even tighter*

mat-ish friend : haha..you know ah bro..im 27 this year..still no gf..i'm damn lonely ah..27 eh !! still in poly..i should be getting married at this age

me : haha..and what you want me to do..get you a thai transvetitte wife eh ? i think i can check for you through those online agencies..nak tak ?

mat-ish friend : haha..fuck you la..eh..i'm single..you're single..and i'm into fair skin people especially chinese..you're mixed blood, right...are you thinking what i'm thinking ?

me : hell yea..im thinking of stuffing this stand right up your brown ass (hopefully its not hairy)

haha

i guess when guys get old and still single

they feel a little lonely

and tend to prey on young boys like me

haha

if you guys were wondering how does a retort stand looks like ?

ahhhh....



there you go

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few weeks back

during my project practical

had to do vacuum filtering

and i had probably the worst experience of my life



you know those nutella looking spots

well they are definitely not nutella that can be spread on our bread slices

but those are "nutella" that crapped out from your bloody asses

YOUR BLOODY ASSES !!

FAT ones

SKINNY ones

HAIRY ones

yes yes..they are all yours

and i have to filter those poop

imagine this

1)filtering those things

2)i folded my lab coat's sleeves leaving my forearms bare

3)the head (white bowl-looking top for filtring)pop-ed due to high pressure

4)the hot poop landed on my arm

5)i shouted..more like squealed

6)squealed even more

7)jumped for "joy"

8)washed my arms with 2 caps of Dettol detergent

9)felt the burning "sensation" due to high concentration of dettol

10) felt hungry..haha..what do you expect..long hours of experiment..of course la hungry

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love is made for me and you

and yes

i've to agree with you,

joss stone

=)

Disguised Sanctuary

The world is in a state of aggression
In a form of ruthless expression
But I still find peace in you
But I still find love in you
-
Look up to the sky for a sign
You came such a beautiful time
You’re Garden of Eden
You remind me of the divine
-
Extraordinarily sculptured beauty
You’re crafted in my memory
You’re embraced in the this poetry
You’re my entity
-
Intangibly Invisible
But surely undeniable
You’re the possibility to everything
My disguised sanctuary
God

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Introducing Joss Stone

get her album NOW !

worth your money

i'm getting orgasmic reaction now

not in my pants

but in my ears

wooohoooooo



*singing*

L..is for the way you look at me..

nyehehehehehehe =]