Chinese Chicken Rice Story

it's pretty alarming and nail biting when we talk about the future

but yet

the future generation (including us..yes..you also..jangan nak act) still chose to be ignorant or should i say...plain DUMB ?

i had a mini fiuitful convo with my fellow coursemate

mate : eh..what are you going to do after ns ah..are you still up for the advanced diploma pursuit and to UK for the masters

me : ummm...yea i guess

mate : haha..good riddance..haha..nola..just kidding..are you really sure ?

me : yups..i might be migrating there after that..i guess the opportunity there is vast and hmmm..better la..

mate : aiyoo..i would prolly would want to do the same thing..if possible, i want to escape from singapore before it "collapses"

me : huh..what do you mean by that

mate : aiya..you see ah..now singapore is under refined, cultured and wise leaders..just look at our new generation..psp..nitendo..dota..all games..at the rate we are going..in future, you think our people are capable and competant enough to lead the country,meh

me : you're true tho..hmmm

you get the point, people

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it's embarassing for a chinese unable to speak mandarin

being a half chinese

i felt the humiliation..to a small extent, that is

and so

i've decided to take up chinese class from my shi fu (teacher, right ?), Dr Tay

kk

wo yao ni wen wo de lampa

translation : i want you to smell my balls

haha

wo de piku hen tong. pei wo ?

translation : my butt hurts...carry me ?

nyehehehehehehe

bloody hell..ni an wo de siong..nabei

translation : bloody hell..you touched my breast..fucker

chou an, cheebye

translation : good morning, vagina

haha

seriously

wo de hua yin hen hao ?

dui pu dui ?

haha
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it's freaky when a makcik from a chicken rice stall tries to flirt with me

i don't whether its got to do with the extra strips of chicken that ive ordered or the smile that i gave her

i seriously don't know

my momma once told me

my smile can give the wrong signal

but to a MAKCIK !!!!

a MAKCIK !!

yes yes..those creatures with saggy boobs, sloppy tudong and bitchy mouths

God

what have i done wrong

like seriously

haha

kk..enjoy people

have a blistering day ahead

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if everyone worships a hero

Scott Cranmer should be the one