1)Free drinks !
2)Free movies (you get the point).
3)You know The Truth about whether size matters
4)Speeding ticket? What's that?
5)New makeup gives you a whole new lease on life
6)Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.
7)If you have to be home in time for 'days of our lives', you can say so, OUT LOUD.
8)You can sue the President for sexual harassment (but trust me..Mr Nathan is a good man..i think)
9)It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower
10)Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and ME..haha =]
11)If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected
12)YOU never have to wonder if his orgasm was real
13)No one passes out when you take off your shoes
14)Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store
15)If you forget to shave, no one has to know
16)If you're dumb, some people will find it cute
17)You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
18)You can quickly end any fight by crying
19)You've never had a goatee
20)Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable (they definitely make me uneasy..ALL THE TIME !!! )
21)You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark
22)LASTLY, no matter how difficult you ladies are, we, men, still love you all
=]
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They say dreams are meant to be captured and savoured
even the smallest of man do dream BIG
well this bastard is living his dream real BIG
haha
ps: when science experiment gone wrong..SOO WRONG
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