Model

to ever think of finding models is an easy job

you gotta be crazy

so

i was handed the task (scout) by my sis

she's helping her friend on a article in the seventeen's mag

regarding some cute and hot teens

i kinda shortlisted a few

but trust me

this is the best that i can do

so yea

1) Fauzee Awi




he was the first that came to my mind

but sadly

he told me

NUM personels are not allowed to do mag's photoshoot

o0owell

wasted

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2) Amir Ashraf(the one on the right)



they say

men in green are the sexiest creatures on earth

haha

but somehow i beg to differ

in fact

they are too sexy to be true ah

hahaha

(ape tak..aku next year pon masok army..nyehehehehehehe...go figure)

but then again

he rejected the offer, saying

" dont want la..fuck you la yat"

i guess its really tough being a model scout

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3) Mummeen Shah



yes yes

our favourite neighbourhood wet..eh eh..i mean web shooting hero

he was such a sport

but

it will come with a very big condition

he needs to shave...like clean shave..(hopefully head to toe)

and have a nice short neat haircut

o0owell meen..

do wait for the phonecall from my sister's friend

nyehehehehehehe

i'm getting the bolly bolly vibe ah

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4) adlina suhami yusoff



awww...just look at her..

holding the ice cream like a natural

awwww...that smile (ape tak..tengah tengok apek cuci lantai..mesti ah turned on)

I contacted her

bloody hell

she gave me the weirdest excuse ever

"I'm camera shy !"

2 words for you ah sucka : pantat kau lah !

haha

but somehow

she reminds amir,zee and meen ONLY (i'm not involved..aku innocent oi) of this japanese actress

Maria Ozawa



o0owell

peace, ad

no war

no pinches too

=]

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5) Ryza Jacobs



As i thought he could be my glimmer of hope

but

another rejection again

hais

such a disappointment

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so

this goes to everyone and anyone

if you think you're good looking or hot or ummm...boleh la tahan terok..terok skali

please do contact me at

http://profiles.friendster.com/mrjoneswannaspankyourass

or

mukekaubanyaktaktaumalu@hotmail.com (padahal ni acct tak exist..haha)

=]

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More pics from CLS Dinner and Dance



4 samdol



year 1 classmates 2nd shoot

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i caught Alvin and the chipmunks online with my sis

bloody hell

and my sis just have to make a ridiculous statement

Nor : i think ah..you amir and zee reminds me of the chipmunks ah

Me: Fuck you la..hahaha



compare this



with this

haha

try to figure out who's who

what an ass

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peace people

DnD

CLS Dinner and Dance

Message for Noor Azlina bte Johari : oi setan..hahaha..i LOVE the skinny tie..thanks sucka..you're the best sucking-machine faggot-ish paedophile sister..=]



yes yes..i know..i know



meet balls of air and man of steel



one word : DEWI



the people that made my project a success



yum



he ain't heavy. he's my brother



if you dont have a mask, make one



yr 1 classmates



signing off with a signature pose

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they say rock chicks are the sexiest species on earth

and so

ive found the love of my life

meet hayley from paramore



haaaaaaaa...*melts*

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beautiful

simply beautiful

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enjoy people

have a great day

swooned

eden

a night of passion

a night full of action

a night full of sweat

yes..a night of pure eden

a night of two 1-0

haha

YESSSSAAAAAAHHHHH

arsenal has indeed done wonders last night

with their solely but yet crucial goal

o0oyes

now im cloud 9

but for liverpool

im afraid fans just have to hang their fans in despair

who wouldn't ?

any team that can beat man utd

i'm happy

then again

that match was a feast to the chicks eyes



twinkling feet



el nino

o0owell

happy drooling

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i had a horrific but yet fun experience at cmpb

o0oyes

ns medical check up

i'm just one step closer to the bloody green resort

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medical officer (m/o) : k..now stand at that corner

me : ummm...wokies

m/o : ok..now take out your pants

me: ummmm...ok

m/o : now take out your underpants *looking pretty excited about it*

me: ummm..ooooooook *taking my hush puppies undies hesitantly*

m/o : wooooaaahh *faintly*

bloodly hell

two things came straight to my mind after that

IT could either be

1) a freak of nature

or

2) its bloody cute like tweety bird

i dont't know

hahahaha

i guess its up to SPECIAL "viewers" to judge

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just 2 more days to my chemical & life sciences dinner and dance

now that i cant wait

just two more weeks to school reopen

yes ahhhh

in just 2 more months

and my three years in sp will come to an end

i shall be a big boy now

=]

polymer

i had a bad diarrhoea yesterday

and i swear it felt like crapping out wood chips and saw dust

my anus couldn't take it anymore

now i feel super lousy

haha

but on a "cleaner" note

yes

friday has indeed mark a day of freedom

its a day where final year project has come to an end

yes

FINALLY

and yes

i pretty proud of my group's effort

been through the choppy waves and fine weather together

not to mention the fair share of hypocrisy and sincerity

but hey

its all over now

we can all lead our lives as normal students and not blindly industrious loggerheads

i could fondly reminisce how my group and i paid a visit to pioneer road to collect the waste sample

and i swear there's nothing special bout the sample

its how we three bloody monkeys went through the pain together but yet still remain positive bout it

but well of course,

i was the the focal point for boo-boos

haha

=]

so yea

i indeed had a not-to-be-forgotten 8 months experience

overall

i still hate FYP

hahaha

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pics from FYP presentation day cum Polymer DAY



this is when Y A T is at his best



the MEN



Kecik. Keith. Kim aka Ayu



the squad



i was sexually forced to do this (seriously)



the squad with mentor



orang kalau da gian..gini la jadi nye



TEAM POLYMER

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wokies

gtg

nak berak dulu

bye

=]

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miss biotech

you got me swooned