Power rangers and beefcake

kids

they never fail to cheer us up with their stupidity

and definitely, gullibility.

for instance

my favourite nephew

actually he's the only nephew i've got

haha

despite the fact that he got this freaking high IQ

they say

kids will always be kids.

'Power Rangers' is like weed to him.

seriously.

so i kinda played a prank on him

me : eh fahmy

fahmy : yes uncle dayat

me : do you want to look like one of those rangers

fahmy : yes i want..please make me look like one, uncle dayat

me : kk..then you have to let me tie your hair

fahmy : but i will look like a girl..

me : nola..you wont..trust uncle dayat..uncle dayat is the most trustable guy *sinister smile*..fasting month..uncle cant lie..haha(padahal padahal)

fahmy : ok !

haha

so my intention was just to make him look like chun li from the street fighters

but i guess this will do

=]



just look at him..just look at him



and does he look like the ranger on the left ?



told ya so

he's such a darl

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speaking of power rangers

i came across this video

A must watch !!



arrrggghhhh !! godzilla rises !!

haha
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i'm beginning to think

my friendster is becoming a big joke.

checked my email earlier in the day

found someone sending me a friendster smile.

out of curiousity

i bloody checked,

hoping it would be some chick..preferably hot one

they say

the higher your hopes are..the harder your fall will be

and yes

the saying has indeed applied in reality

MY BLOODY REALITY.



you're a loving person

indeed you are.

indeed you are.

and so

this beefcake sent me a smile.

i shall not type out what he wrote to me.

seriously you mofos out there

three words : get a life

preferably with a penis and 2 meatballs

that are utilised for penetration purposes on the other gender and cows

thank you very much

and may God BLAST you all

=]

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i was blown away

what can i say ?

1st week of school

first week of school has been pleasant

but lectures were dreadful

during lesson

i could actually see myself skipping happily with the bunnies

honey bunnies, to be exact

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in the morning

the class was having ice breakers with the lecturer

she wanted me to introduce myself to her infront of others

so this is how it went

miss kumala : yes..hidayat..pls do intro yourself

me : hi i'm hidayat..you can call me yat

wee cheong : yucks

me : haha..nabei *pointing the holy third finger of mine*

miss kumala : hidayat..its the holy month of ramadhan..my impression of you has indeed tarnished..my goodness..you should be extra good this month

class : haha..yat..o00ooooooooorrrrrhhh...you're going hell..haha

me : haha..idiot..ma'am..things aint always what they seemed..what people do on the outside doesnt reflect on what's within..so as i was saying..you can call me yat..i'm from ntss..and i'm a mix breed of chinese..malay..peranakan..japanese *whispering(bloody bastard great grandpa)*..haha..and i whoop ass as a hobby...o0oo..and im an avid fan of arsenal fc

miss kumala : haha..interesting person.and btw you do have a nice smile

me : thank you *smile got wider*

amelia : o0ooohoorr...haha..yat..you got yourself a "burnt" secret admirer

haha

how racist can my classmate be

i do not have any indian classmate for my poly days as far as i can remember

its really depressing

i dono why

whenever i see an indian guy

instantaneously will remind me of meen



supermeen

dont ask me why

maybe meen is the only close HOT indian friend ive got

eh thambi..i bloody hell promote you to the chicks ok

haha..be grateful to have a cockanathan friend like me

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so after my prayers

went back straight to school

sat on the staircase infront of the class waiting patiently with my earphone shaft into my ears blaring to DONGDANG SAYANG

as i was on cloud 9 listening to it

suddenly i felt someone grobed my thighs from below

bloody hell

for once i thought it was orang minyak

but come to think of it..its month of ramadhan..no HANTU wad

apparently, it was my classmate,

amelia

and thank God

there wasn't any "activities" going on in my pants when she grobed

if not..batal puase aku

me : woi..chilakas..dont anyhow grobe eh..i feel shy la..haha

amelia : mmmmm...strong thighs

she's just being her usual cranky horny self

maybe she studied too much

used to her since year 1

so yea

cheers

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my lecturer said

guys who dont put on make-up and not having their ears pierced

they are good boys

so what am i ?

angel ?

*ponder*

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i will stand beside you

where love will find you

=]

Things men need to know about women

kk

strictly speaking

these are direct opinions of men

so chicks

if you do have problem with them

by all means

please do hack us with your lingeries and soft cotton wool

haha

we're here with our arms wide open

=]

1) Foghat’s “Slow Ride” is not about a trip in the car. Get the hint?

2) The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.

3) Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.

4) Don't take a woman to a match you really want to see—she'll just want to leave early

5) Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don't complain about it.

6) All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way

7) More than half of surveyed females between 18 and 25 would prefer to be run over by a truck than be fat

8) Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you’ll see it more often..kk..this is definitely not my idea, k..really..sumpah

9) Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. She’ll go to bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping Jell-O shots off some skank’s cleavage...this is totally not my idea..btw im a good boy =]

10) On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat..boringg !!

11) Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds..mampos..ni lelaki..dasa da tebiat

12) Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s..true..very very true..and trust me..i almost vomitted out my breakfast..and btw, i was doing morning duty..prefect what

13) Let her beat you at something once in a while—poker, chess, Ping-Pong—and she’ll be more likely to give you what you want, like some peace and quiet..haha

14) It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it (guys..remember..if they ever find out..you're dead..and dont come running to me for help eh)

15) They dream of one day peeing in a urinal..haha..key to "shooting" properly is to aim and have a bloody straw =]

16) Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer long hair (haha..i prefer shorter hair..but then again..anything will do)

17) When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions (true..very very true)

18) The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win (too true)

19) If you have something to hide, she’ll find it (learn this from my mum)

20) Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash (honestly speaking..i dont find it kinky at all..plain torture)

21) Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true..Key word : want

22) She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends..how am i not surprised..*winks*

23) The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world..but i somehow find amir in those is pretty..ummm...hmmm...ok..its a big turn off..haha..sorry mir

24) Blings. Now you always knkow what to get her for a last-minute gift. they say diamond is girls' bestfriend. don't worry..they'll forgive you

25) They got higher pain tolerance than you do, men..imagine crapping a baby out from your "tweety bird"..you crack your balls off

k girls

i'm innocent

like seriously

=]

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habba habba

and please do tell me i'm in heaven,

miss Stone

X-files, raya cards and eheemm

I hate to say it but I'm a skeptic.

I refuse to read The Enquirer,

I laugh at urban myths,

I question most everything that comes to me second hand and

much to the frustrations of my niece and nephew

believe The Great Mysteries of the World to be nothing more than ghost stories invented to make life more interesting.

However, both of them have gone through a phase of interest in the supernatural where they rabidly check out books on ghosts,

Atlantis and other eye-popping monsters that impress a child's mind.

A year or two ago Grace came home with a book about documented cases of fish falling from the sky.

You heard it right,

there is an adult out there

somewhere,

probably in Las Vegas

who actually sat down and researched a book about fish falling spontaneously and mysteriously from a clear sky.

How dumb.

I've enjoyed a good X-Files episode

but I found fish falling from the sky hard enough to swallow that I was intrigued.

Were there actually enough "facts" on this incredible story to make it by an editor's desk?

I had to find out the details.

I skimmed and determined that it was just as bizarre as it sounded.

Aliens? UFOs?

The Loch Ness monster?

You be the judge.

Just watch out for those falling fish (gini mcm..takya gi pasar)



this is the kind of fish i dont mind dropping from the sky

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This is one monster you guys aint wanna mess wit

click HERE

kk

this monster (she's known for her bloody killer pinches)

yes yes

she's doing something for the charity

and nopes

she's not giving away her tudong

neither is she giving away free pinches

*thank God for that*

she's on this interesting project for this raya

some postcard thingy

ala...senang kate..let the pictures do the talking



not bad..not bad at all



nice

interested ?

go to this webby

click here

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miss brunette

;)

Blame it on the weatherman

sorry people for the late entry

yes yes

it has been interesting past few days for me

blissful ?

wouldn't say that

catastrophical ?

naaa...not even close

so during the weekends

pleasant surprise

all my family members gathered to break fast

how nice

i kinda like my house to be packed with family members

it makes me feel warm and cosy

and the same time..very very chatty

so during the meal

i had a future talk with my elder sisters

1st sis : eh yat..after ns..where you're planning to go ?

me : ummm..most prob do my advance dips and the pursue my masters at UK

2nd sis : waaa...UK..haha..c'mon la yat..just bloody hell settle for local uni like us

me : how to get in..my results are fucking pathetic

1st sis : hmmm..overseas is good..i'm pretty sure you can make it..you have my support..and remember..i want to see you getting married after that

me : errrrrrgggkk..marriage?..haha...kenceng blom straight..nak kawen..neeiii...too early

2nd sis : haha..2012 can ?

for goodness sake

i'm barely 16 (padahal da naik tue bangke)

=]
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last night

watched constantine

was in awe..accompanied with drooling

rachel weisz



o0oyes

seductive almond shaped eyes

as i was busy erecting

my sis said

sis : eh abang..get a life..get yourself a bloody hot girlfriend and screw her up for goodness sake

me : haha..what?!!..hello..i'm just admiring her (rachel)..well..through my pants that is

o0owell..lets just say that's how open we are towards each other

benefit of having a pseudo j-lo ass sister

=]

love her to bits (at times only..nyehehehe)

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24/9/07 (monday)

morning event

she smelled so good

and damn it

it stopped raining

and i bloody hell brought an umbrella

AN UMBRELLA,

god damn it

there goes my golden chance

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later in the morning

i'm beginning to think that this new sem is making my class more like nomads

from cls area to engineering area and back again to cls

so as we were walking

it started to drizzle

yes

i opened up my umbrella

and something embarassing happened

a chick walked pass me

and start singing "ella ella eh eh..under my umbrella..ella ella eh eh"

she smiled

gosh

never felt like a faggot my whole life

hais

lesson learned : no umbrellas to school

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in the afternoon

was on the way back home from monday blues

met this mat (malay hooligan cum deserved to be sucked by banglas)

and he was shouting to his chinese friend

MAT : EH ! MAK KAU NYE TETEK !

it basically mean EH ! YOUR MOTHER'S BREASTS !

it's traumatising enough that he looked like his mother's vagina, i think

yet

still got the cheek to nickname others

MATS these days

like i've told you

they deserved to be sucked dry by banglas

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in the evening

break fast with azlina

haha

another loveable faggot sister of mine

she told me being a baby nurse is exhausting and yet satisfying

they get to feed the babies everyday

hmmmmm

i wonder what actually the nurses feed the babies with

*wagbrow*

now now guys..behave..its the fasting month

behave

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hikmah

never fail to pump up my adrenaline

good plot

hot female casts

o0oboy

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miss sarah (haro bike) and i "walked" down memory lane

and yes

such fine memories we had together

=]

now lets do the blender

The Good, The Bad and The Faggot

only for viewing discomfort

not for the faint-hearted

this pic

anyone



care to have a salami in your mouth ?
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and yes indeed

i have weird people viewing me and sending me corny messages in friendster

i seriously do not detest softies

neither do i hate transvestites

unless they provoked me sexually

now now people

erase those bloody kinky thoughts, please

my childhood friend

btw the friend of mine used to have a dick and two meatballs

key words : used to

back in kindergarten

i knew something wasnt right

he just loved holding my hands and

would kissed me on the cheek

i mean like c'mon

we were kids

but when he grew up

things got kinda creepy

in fact, very

he started applying thick make-up

and sashay around

my hair stand whenever he says this

"hey there..yat sayang..nyari you nampak sachok la"

o0o0 God

that just made my "tweety bird" travel south



btw my friend look like the one on right

and bloody hell,

damn

he..errr...she

got bigger biceps than i do

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GUY : honey..tonight you look so sweet

GIRL : eh dont be mushy, pls

GUY : you dont believe me ? try licking your hand

GIRL : ewwww...no

GUY : you dont want to lick..can i lick ?

nyehehehehehehehehehe

=]

Andrea Fonseka, Daughtry, Sister and Fucking Gays

andrea fonseka !

andrea fonseka !

and God damn it !

i saw her just now

i didn't realised virgos can be pretty charming

and i swear i wasnt paying much attention on her "nano" sized skirt and her long legs

seriously

my god

i don't know why she reminds me of cempedak ( malay term for jackfruit)

dont ask me why



and btw she was the host for the daughtry experience held in st james power house

yes yes i know i should be going for my terawih prayers

i know

but those tix just too valuable to just give them away

so i just asked zee to tag along since azlina couldn't make it

initially its supposed to be the main birthday present for my sis

but she's underage by 5 hours

BTW

HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY,

NORSHAHIDA aka Theirry Henry Fan aka big dick boy's girlfriend

may you be a good sister and buy me more gifts in future

this year psp..next year xbox, k

so as i was saying

andrea made my night *cloud 9*

i had to suppress my excitement so i could release it during daughtry's performance

daughtry is orgasm, man

simply awesome

a video to proof it



told ya

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i seriously dont understand gays

you guys have penis

you guys have balls

dont use it on male

ok

especially me

and btw people

i got my ass grinded by a faggot during the concert

its freaking me out

i know st james

most patrons are fucking gays

but for goodness sake

control man

i'm not even dancing

and the other day

another faggot winked at me

damn

like what master yoda said

"hmmmm..the dark force..i sense..hmmmm"

hell yea

i sense dark force

and its bloody hell hidden in those "animals" pants

im pretty sure

*sharpening the parang*

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words of the day

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING AWESOME !!!!

and the crowd goes WOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

Secret

It's in the music that you will find the soul of this movie.

It's the music that crafts the emotions of the story -

happiness, sadness, yearning, distress and even humour.

It's the music that ultimately becomes the salvation of this movie.

When the story line falters and when the the depth of the actors were lacking,

the music comes through strong and fluid,

sweeping you away and allowing you to forgive the shortcomings of Taiwanese pop sensation Jay Chou's directorial debut.

As brilliant as the music has been,

the movie itself sorely lacks in several departments.

No brownie points for you if you guessed that the first grouse is Jay Chou's acting.

It's commendable of course,

that he spoke more in the first twenty minutes of the movie than in all the lines he has had in both his previous movies combined but that doesn't change the fact that he is merely Jay Chou on screen and no more.

So much so that there were times where he looked downright uncomfortable playing the supposedly easy-going Lun.

Chou definitely does a better job behind the camera than in front of it.

The movie,

though a little rushed in the beginning,

kept a good, interesting pace throughout.

The story didn't drag and each scene was mindfully made with the level of interest a viewer might have on the subject matter.

Cinematographical beauty wasn't lacking either -

with a lush, sprawling mountain backdrop for the young lovers,

musty rooms and grand pianos lending to the idea of elegant romance -

something with a Shakespearean quality to it.

In the end though,

you leave the cinema with the image of Chou's fingers dancing over the piano keys,

creating that extraordinary music.

It will be the image of Chou playing the piano one-handed,

playing two pianos at the same time,

and playing the piano with his upturned face in dream-like bliss.

That is what makes this movie worth the watch.

As I said, its salvation.

Music,

so it seems,

really can be magical.

i would give 4 out of 5 popcorns

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i never felt so freaking traumatized before

till this guy viewed my profile

meet Joe Blac (trust me..this aint brad pitt)



gosh

now you guys understand

nightmare

Fasting month, Prefects and Hot girls

i had a cute conversation wit my niece

she's 4 by the way

nelly : uncle uncle ! that day i saw heaven and i saw hell..heaven was so beautiful...hell was scary..then then..then..it cooked many people

yat : huh..really..where you see it ?

nelly : ummm..kids central..then then..bugs bunny oso got cooked

yat : so nelly..do you want to go to heaven or hell ?

nelly : HEAVEN !

yat : k..good..if you want to go heaven..you better fast, k

haha

kids

stupid

but simply adorable

surprisingly,

she managed to last the whole day

but during break fast,

she replenished like for 3 days of fasting

haha

imagine a 4 year old complete one day-fast

it's such a shame i still see muslim adults still eat out in bloody broad daylight

i dont give a shit if they don't wish to fast

but show some respect to the other muslims who are still religiously committing to the holy month]

it hurts to see fellow muslims turning their backs on this holy month

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i was browsing through my picture folder

i didnt realized i had these pics till yesterday

kk

feast your eyes

more like burn your eyes

haha

enjoy



dulu smangat hip-hop, katekan



abit of popping



they say love is in the air..i swear i wasnt erecting while doing that



those days..yeaa



were-monkeys ( you know like werewolf..)



i kinda miss them tho...key word : kinda



soaking up the sun



ni prefect step mane nye bagos aje

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where have all the hot girls gone to ?

they have always been there

but either

1) attached...ouch

2) Tall...ouch to the core

3) Dead...*sobs*

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1.

Teacher : now children. If i saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would i be showing ?

Class : Brotherly love ?

2.

Teacher : Can anybody give me an example of an coincidence ?

Class : Sir ! my mum and dad got married on the same day, same time

3.

Teacher : What is the chemical formula for water ?

Class : HIJKLMNO !

Teacher : What the f...err..i mean..what are you talking bout, class ?

Class : Yesterday, you said it's H to O !

the picture journal

ugly betty



the girl who stole my heart, naili kaheesha



and yes..we are blessed with big eyes and fair skin

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i once told azlina that i get turned on by girls who can paint

be it on canvas, paper or even on walls

doesn't really matter if it's just coating kind of painting

it still turns me on

i don't know whether its the smell of toluene or tinner that causes this weird strange "phenomenon"

but least do i expect to get turn on by guys who paint

evidence



yups

especially guys who wear kelantan pants and paint

haha..

one word : sexy

for your info

that's amir

sorry ezah

=]

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current swinging to

IS THIS LOVE ?

by Bob Marley

enjoy your weekend, people

peace

*ya mon*

reggae it up

Minahs, Child prodigy, pics and cooking

extracted from jason's tagboard

freaking hilarious

16 Sep 07, 00:16
Y A T: do i smell trouble here..haha..jason..dont worry..you got razif to protect you..dier budak silat pe..kk..im just bored..peace

16 Sep 07, 00:26
TheCritic: He's just gonna suck my enemies dry la.Besides I've dealt with minahs before.You just give them a voucher to MANGO.

o0o God

with a mouth like that,

russell peters..you just drop a notch

haha..Mango Voucher to shut a minah up

haha

how original

speaking of minahs

Dear God

please dont play cheeky tricks on your humble servant by setting him up with one

0o0o no no

my mum will kill me if i do end up with one

a nice malay girl will be fine..esp tudong ones..=]

a nice chinese girl..o0oyes..my mum will be over the moon

a nice indian girl..i'm not too sure if my parents are ready for the spicyness..haha

speaking of minahs

truly speaking

i've nothing against them

ok

i'm just bullshiting

haha

i don't know

there's just something about them that keeps my "fur" stand but not my winky

but trust me

when a minah change for the better,

now that's a big turn on.

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on friday

i was in lab doing my project

and there were a bunch of school kids attending the science course

so there's this 7 year old kid

i thought i could fool him by pretending to be one of the sp professors

i was wearing my lab coat btw

haha..me and my stupidity

i mean like c'mon

he's only 7

so the kid just smiled at me and ate his strips of seaweed

that kinda made my stomach raging in hunger..fasting what..

i wanted to instruct him to go to the other lab to play

as i dont wish to be "disturbed"

but there came the lab tech and INTERUPT my moment

lab tech : dont disturb the boy


yat : haha..i wasnt disturbing..just fooling around

lab tech : for your info..he just completed his O's and now he's sitting for A's and diploma in some other galaxy science (how am i supposed to know..i had an earpiece stuffed in my left ear listening to cuppycakes)

i was pretty shocked

no no

shocked isnt the correct word

wait

i did felt shocked

but

i felt dumb after that

like super dumb

inferior ? hell yea

7 yr old

child prodigy

at such tender age

he can do wonders

imagine what he's capable of in years to come

come to think of it

it's really freaky

can you imagine 14 years of age

a professor for sp life science

man..now that's freaky

man..he gotta be jewish

definitely is

haha

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morepics from amir's pre green "resort" book-in celebration



the chinese cum peranakan cum javanese cum japanese (got it from my great grandpa) cum lan jiao

and he speaks crappy malay and german

=]



he ain't heavy. he's my brother. and i swear, i wasn't lookin at his..no no...never

did i ?

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i shall never look at cooking the same way anymore

yum

btw, did i ever told you guys i can cook ?

=]

bon appetit !

In pursuit of happiness

How does one get to be genuinely happy?

Personally I'm a wallower,

I like wallowing in pockets of misery.

People have told me to lighten up,

get rid of a load that I should have let go of a long time ago but that doesn't mean much.

You will only let go of a burden when the burden gets light enough to put down right?

If its still very heavy & you have a journey to make,

shoulder your burden,

get a friend to help & carry on walking.

Its better to slow down,

learn a few things

rather then just come to a complete stop because you have a heavy emotional load.

I believe certain things do make you feel better about yourself however.

Today being the 'happiness guru' I am,

I shall share with you the awesome & provocative system of being happy

1) count your blessings

2) smile (don't fake it)

3) sing (may not sound like elijah kelley from hairspray or kelly clarkson.. it sure to make you feel good..but not for the neighbours tho)

4) dance

5) read 'The Simpsons' comics

6) for guys..there's always the toilet..you get what i mean (now cannot la..haha..fasting)

7) for girls..gossiping is good

8) listen to hairspray soundtrack (the 60's sound has fused into my brain now)

9) eat green tea cheesecake with a hot nurse (orgasmic)

10) get someone to be your punching bag

enjoy !

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you got me smiling

swooned

Ramadhan, Results and Comic Strip

Ramadhan is back

The time of the year is back, people

o0ouu..and how i love ramadhan

30 days of pleasurable,blissful solemnity

but of course,

it comes with a heavy price tag

o0oyes

no oogling at hot "walls"

no gossiping (actually ni memang forbidden ah)

no andrea fonseka...noooooo !!!!!

no michelle chia..nooooooo !!!

no utt...hoooooraaaaayyyyy !!

kk

i shall be a good boy this month

promise

*fingers crossed*

=]

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gosh

got back my results

i'm pretty pleased

at the same time, pissed

im pleased that i've repeated the last sem's "success"

im pissed over the bloody result's online service

pretty screw up man sp's online services

o0owell

time to savour this "success" before the new and the final semester begins

speaking of which

my final year project is 70 % done

now lets hope the shit (not literally speaking) we are working on can successfully converted into cooking oil

cant wait to joint venture with Mc Donalds

hopefully, the fries deep fried with our oil can taste better

=]

bon appetit !

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yes yes

and i only said no michelle chia and andrea fonseka

i didn't say no brittany snow, ryt

nyehehehehehehehe

=]

marry me, snow

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rabbits are indeed interesting creatures

Priceless Monday

monday (10/9/07) is definitely a day not to be forgotten

"Happy" suddenly just rushed through our blood

well

g unit was unfortunately not in full strength

zee could'nt make it as his mum just came from her pilgrimage

what a waste

Happenings for today

1)

went to MIX..apparently there's a waxing shop behind us..one of the personnel is a latin..looked pretty latin to me..with that bronze flawless and hairless skin (what do you expect..waxing OFFICER..habba habba)..so i was just as usual..crapping wit az and amir..i do not know why i just keep looking behind again and again..maybe she's just irresistable..but sometimes when i look at things,i tend to be very observant and very detailed. So to my "horror".haha..padahal2..i saw something which i only can see on the internet or most probably my first night with my wife. She was wearing this yellow tube dress and she sat with her legs uncrossed. My goodness..How often can you spot such "sights" besides my old neighbour..btw my neighbour is 80 ++ years old and she loves going commando..her old blouse is pretty translucent..and God damn it..i regretted helping her stack up those old newspapers..eerrrrgggkk..so much for being a samaritan.

2)

Now i understand why zee loves school gerls..girls in school uniforms..o0oyes..



rajin-rajin anak-anak mak blaja (padahal yg kiri aje..ignore the right one)

3)

had dinner at kfc..it has been almost 6 months since i last had kfc. i ordered zinger meal. amir ordered 2 pc meal.

Amir : umm..2 pc meal please..i would like to have two breasts

Counter guy : ok sir..

amir is really really ruthless..like seriously..that counter guy is all bones and i think he's suffering from malnutrion. and yet, amir still can asked for breast meat from him..haha...amir amir..he will never learn.

we had a talk bout chickens just now and how kfc actually signed up for GM (genetically modified) chickens. The differences between GM chickens and normal chickens are firstly, GM chickens are more fluffed up and so, more meat. Secondly, if you notice..normal chicken meat..if u try tearing it up..it will be in chunks..try tearing up KFC chicken..you can actually tear them into strips..try it

4)

visit to ripcurl can never be any enjoyable than just now..o0oyess..im high on crack..yes yes..

5)

secret recipes.. i don't know what's so secretive bout the recipes but if those girls working there are the key ingredients..i don't mind being the chef..go figure

6)

had a "picnic" at esplanade rooftop..i had a splendid time..besides cam-whoring with the whore (amir)..i was busy making fun of couples embracing each other and i told az..that place..definitely not for the lonely hearts club..haha..really..

we spotted this celebrity look-alike

sebijik macam tu celeb

kk

clues

1) she's tall

2) blonde

3) sexy legs

4) last clue : working in WWE

still can't figure out..kk..

she is



Miss Stacey Kiebler!

but of course..the person we met wasn't wearing what stacey's wearing

dream on suckas

7)

cam whoring



padahal ni gamba bukan pat esplanade rooftop




the coolest picture someone has taken of me..so far (act homer simpson)



my friend told me i look good in this pic..haha..thanks alot !

8)

starbucks was good..had green tea latte..price to pay for being to keen on trying new things..$6.20 for a drink that taste like sea water minus the saltiness..eeeerrrrggggkkkkhhhh *with tongue sticking out*..

we talked bout the thai tennis sensation..sajara something something..sajara para para sakura..or izzit sajara pachucheng..something like that..but damn..meen can pronounce his name like no other rapper can..he claimed to be akon's cousin..how am i not surprise..but his alter ego is air-con..haha...peace, meen..no war =]

btw meen..thanks for the green tea and pringles..damn it..now i owe u two treats..

9)

bought hairspray soundtrack and daughtry album..i'm awesomely cloud 9

=]

10)

home sweet home and goodbye to amir before he heads for the green "resort"

i know this is so gay

but damn..gonna miss that bugger

remember

after zee, meen and I complete our ns

yes yes..remember our plans

go for brazilian waxing

and we g unit shall go for holiday to s.korea

let us all fall in love in the 1st day of spring

alright !

fivesome ! wooohoooo

haha..eh az..dont worry..u can drag your other nurse friends tho

=]
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when i got back

chatted up with az

this is how it went

[a2L|nA] ants. [http://azlinazenana.blogspot.com] says:
jasonpereira says:
yat is a cute dude ah
jasonpereira says:
AHAHAHAHAH
jasonpereira says:
crazy ass.

-mr jones. life in a burning oasis. says:
haha

-mr jones. life in a burning oasis. says:
aduuuuuuu

-mr jones. life in a burning oasis. says:
bagero

haha..ok..flattered ? yea..maybe a little

scared ? petrified ! definitely

haha

aduuu...eh bro

kau buat aku betol2 seram sejuk ah

haha

naik takot aku

don't ever let me catch you in the toilet with my picture in your hand

haha

peace

btw your blog is wack

keep that shit up

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you're timeless to me

haha

what a joke

See you soon, my friend

amir's leaving for tekong in few days time

so i tried putting myself in his shoes momentarily

People always say,

when you get out of the army you are going to talk about it non-stop,

I'll put that to a test.

So for my last entry here (ingat eh..ni cume bedek bedek aje),

lets talk about a face.

The Face

It was a friendly face inspite of the deepset of the eyes,

beset by insomania

and lack of sleep.

Clear eyes though,

a wide open shade of rich brown, hued by black flecks.

Descendance would bring you to high cheekbones,

a very self-assured look,

great complexion.

A slim nares,

something unforeseen.

A stubborn set of mouth,

something which seemed all too certain.

Yet a winning smile,

open,

ends betraying itself,

stubborn to the core.

But yet,

at times

these ends would open up,

and you would be happy,

knowing that the owner was probably happy as well,

and sincere.

The summation,

Magnifique !

(for the girl whom i met in my dreams)

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So to my dearest friend, Amir

now you shall leave,

may your path be safe,

and your footsteps be silent.

May the skies bequeath you with what you seek.

peace

in loving memories of Amir Ashraf being a boy

from 1987 to 2007

haha

remember

now in the army

the only men best friend is the bloody m 16

enjoy !

(he shall be a man in 2009...hopefully)



(Amir's the one on the left..ignore the CUTIE on the right)

The love story

guess whom i met two days back

kk

clues

1) he's tall

2) chinese

3) he was once upon a time (which lasted for only 3 months) a singing sensation

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yes yes

Mr Jonathan Leong

o0oyes

i met him in person

gerls..there there

behave..BEHAVE ! *while whipping up my belt*

like seriously

i would say this is the first time i actually met a celebrity

a good looking one, that is (according to girls)

i would say he looks better in person

he was wearing this NUM outfit

eeerrrrgggkk (sorry zee..never a fan of NUM..but thanks for the haivaianas tho)

so

as i was approaching him

my heart started to skip a beat

like seriously

so i placed my hands inside my pockets to "check" whether anything is "standing"

naaaaa

still tofu

as we got nearer

God damn it

i started to sweat

haha

cause he was walking his dog

i've never seen such a bloody big brown DOG ah

really

its freaking huge

its 3/4 of my size

my goodness

its jurassic park, man

and the dog's fur or hair or mao..or whatever you would like to call it

i think its bloody enough to cover up my flat's floor

haha

o0owell

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so i got home

i told my mum bout the celeb encounter

behaving like an ordinary teenage girl

she squeal-ed and was asking me

" is he really really handsome in person ? "

i said yes

and there she goes again

SQUEALING

gosh

i guess she still got this thing for chinese men

afterall she's chinese.

It's interesting how my dad met my mum

kk

long long time ago in the province of God knows where

aiya !

intro punye la leceh

my dad was a heartthrob

especially to the chinese chicks *way a go, Abah !*

who wouldn't fall for a half peranakan guitar shreder

before he met my mum

he was dating this chinese chick

in that old photo of hers

awesome back !

but i will elaborate on her figure later

so they date-d

but in 1964

like a typical romeo and juliet story line

both parties' parents disagreed with their relationship

but to make things worst

it was the year of the racial riot

i guess thats how brutally the relationship ended

and so for my mum side

hmmmmm

i'm not too sure bout her past relationships

but what i know from her is...

kk

i just love this part of the whole story

back in her high school days

she always keep a catapult with her all the time

back in her days

Ah Peks were seriously dirty

sexually dirty

beastly sexually filthy eeeeewwww dirty

like really dirty

so she was walking back home from school

this old man stood infront of her and flashed

and with catapult and a stone in her pocket

took them out in style

and shoot it straight to the old man's pee pee

BOOOOOOZAAAAIIII !

MUM 1 : 0 AH PEK

kinda reminded me of those cowboy movies

no wonder i was a marksman in ncc...

now i know why

nyehehehehehehe

so as i was saying how these two angels of mine met

trust me

when they were young

they were sworn enemies

but those fights had somehow brought them closer.

i know this is pretty anti-climax

but their relationship thought me something.

Relationships are not based on compatability of the couple

but the ability to deal with the incompatibility of the other party.

Your looks may compliment the other party

but your heart may not.

Remember that.
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so back to my dad's ex gf

yeaa...based on her old photo

trust me

she LOOKED like michelle chia

key word : looked

body like hers too

but 2 years ago

she had a reunion with my dad

and yes..my mum was pretty aight with it

(dalam hati walwahuallam)

my goodness

with full of anticipation,

i can't wait to see that hot chick whom my dad used to date few decades back

so there's this lady approaching me

so i asked my dad

me : eh abah. you sure you dated somehow who looked like michelle chia?

my dad: yaa..really

me: then that lady..alamak..doesnt even look like michelle chia's mum ah

my dad: you sure or not?

he started to look outside the door

my dad: alamak..what telah happened to her..ni bukan anak dara..ni mak dara...

haha

seriously

time do wonders

in a bad way.

imagine someone with 32-24-26 figure

o0oyes

but 40++ years later

60-60-60

ahhh kau

amek obat !

i could even just push her and start bouncing the "ball"

haha

i hope i look like brad pitt in 40 years time

nyeheheheheheheheh

o0owell

Rugby, Pisang Salai, Mandarin and Current

scholars, officers and rugby

simply run in my mum's side

but rugby seems to be prominent

the war cry which goes something like this

"ka mate ka mate ka ora ka ora....."

what does it all mean ?

probably mean something like

you're dead meat

we wanna stuff this ball inside that scrotum bag of yours

braise them

naaa....stew nicer

and we wanna kill you

be prepared to go home

kk...i just made that up

haha

seriously

rugby still a likeable sport to me

a decade back (im avoiding double digit numbers..make me feel old)

o0oyes

those glorious rugby days

full back prodigee (ala..kasi la aku muke siket)

captain-ed my school

captain-ed my class

even led jin tai to become west district champions ok

but hey

those were the days

i kinda regretted not picking up that route

me and my foolish decision

o0owell

its silat now

but you know what they say

you can never ever forget your first love

*dreaming away*

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i had a craving for pisang salai recently which,of course,

i do know the name initially.

me : eh aku mcm nak makan pisang jemur ah

my friend : huh ape

me : pisang jemor !

my friend : hahahahahahahaha...pantat lu..ape tu pisang jemor ? haha..kau nak aku jemor kau nye pisang ?

me : haha..asal kau ketawe..betol kan pisang jemor..ala..the dried banana slices

my friend : haha..o0oo..tu pisang salai la setan..haha..dasa nak keme jitak betol

me : bukan pisang jemor eh..haha..*paisei*

gosh..now that is embarassing

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in school

its a norm for the aunties to speak mandarin to me because they think i'm chinese..

well...i am but just 50%

auntie : ah boy...ching ching chung ching chong chong

(how am i supposed to know what sheis talking about)

me: ummmm..auntie..wo pu ming bai (it means i dont understand..btw learn that from my classmate)

auntie : haa... ! ching ching chong chong ka booom !!

me : auntie..i dont speak chinese

auntie : ahhh !! anak melayu ah !!

(then she just looked away)

me : eh auntie..ummm...you forgot to give me back my $1 change

now..thank God i reminded her

if not..there goes my $1

gosh..really gotta start learning mandarin so i wont be an embarassment

speaking of languages

gosh

need to brush up on my german

=]

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Current

1) song listening to : Anna Molly by incubus

2) wear : topless and green puma sports pants (going commando)

3) doing : blogging and drinking carrot juice

4) girlfriend/s : miss sarah (haro bike) and miss W880i

5) school: singapore polytechnic

6) favourite food : halal porkchop

7) favourite drink : tongkat ali

8) biggest spending : liverpool long sleeve and atletico madrid jerseys (both accumulated to $200)

9) dream : to be successful and trash the losers in my life

10) favourite line : human are constantly consumed by monstrous deceit

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dont let the power of science overweigh you beliefs

=]

Idols and awesome back

people have been curiously wondering

"Eh yat"

me : yea?

"you dont have any idol, anyone or even anything that you support ah"

me : ummmm..i do..but i just dont go around telling people

kk

since you little bastards wanna know so much

yes yes

let me introduce you to my 1st idol i ever supported

meet

1) Wes borland



a former member of limp bizkit

and because of this ass

o0oyes..i started "worshipping" them

solid guitarist

what pretty face he has

=]

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meet my idol number

2) Dave mirra



awesome rider

drink milk, kids

so you can have body like his

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3) Fernando Torres



also known as el nino

many people may not even know about his existance in the first place

until he came to liverpool with a price tag worth of peanuts

i still miss him leading the Los Colchoneros

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4) Arsene Wenger



great tactian

einstein of football world

one word : merveilleux

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The other day

my friend came up to me while i was busy thinking of a formula for my project

my friend : Eh Yat !

me : yes..what do you want ?

my friend : you got chinese blood right..and that makes you one of us

me : ummm...yeaaa i guess

my friend : you eat pork ? knn..the taste power sia..you should try ah

me : really.. (dalam hati..aku wack sedap ah)

haha..and btw i was fasting at that time

having a friend like him..who needs a devil

=]

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i dont bring sexy back

i bring awesome back

nursery rhyme

There's something quite fascinating about nursery rhymes.

On the surface,

they're simple little songs with simple little words sung by children still basking in the light of their simple little lives.

Yet scratch the surface of any nursery rhyme and

you will reveal a much more complex 'adult' history.

These rhymes were often born out of a desire to teach moral lesson.

They were also a way in which major historical events could be remembered and passed on.

Just what is it that makes some nursery rhymes seem rather sinister?

We often think of eerie little music boxes playing spindly nursery rhyme-type tunes in horror films.

But why?

There's something about the way these invasive melodies can cause the hairs on the back of the neck to rise.

Some nursey rhymes are humorous,

some of them plain daft,

and yet others are steeped in folklore and shrouded in mystery.

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LONDON BRIDGE

london Bridge is falling down
falling down (x2)
Londin Bridge is falling down
MY fair lady

and..it doesn't just stops here

Take a key and lock her up
lock her (x2)
Take a key and lock her up
My fair lady

one more paragraph to go

Take a knife and slit her throat
Slit her throat (x2)
Take a knife and slit her throat
My fair lady

=]

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Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

Humpty Dumpty is referring to irreparability

and normally irreparabilty leads to virginity

once it's broken,

just couldn't fix back

soo..

are you humpty dumpty ?

*wagbrow*

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Ring-a-Ring-of-Roses

Ring-a-Ring-of-Roses
A pocket full of posies
Atichoo! Atichoo!
We all fall down

harmless rhyme,

sung by happy school kids perhaps ignorant of the song's real meaning

namely, the Bubonic Plague.

The Bubonic Plague is more commonly known as 'The Black Death'

and this horrific disease swept through Europe in the 14th Century,

spreading from China,

killing 25 million people in just under five years, between 1347 and 1352.

Thereafter, the plague was endemic throughout Europe.

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Mary had a little lamb

The children's version

Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb (x2)
Mary had a little lamb
Which was white as snow

The original version

Mary had a little lamb
And the midwife had a heart attack

Mary had a little lamb
It had a touch of colic
She gave it brandy twice a day
And now it's an alcoholic

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread

Mary had a little lamb
Tommy had a pup
Alfonzo had a crocodile
That ate the others up

gosh..better not read this to my niece

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never knew pigs could fly until you took that plane

=]

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you're kinda cute

miss assistant head

swooned

Rest in peace

Just a piece which i wrote for my late friend

enjoy

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The silence impalement
left our hearts vacant
Without a single resident
She settled in
But ended up
Riding our hearts and just kept peddling

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So open your eyes and listen
Combine your ears with vision
Love them
Cherish them before it’s too late
Don’t regret when it’s time for death bed

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That day
I was about to take a shower
then
I got a call saying you died from a brain tumor
So I washed myself for what seemed like forever
With tears and holy water
I need some work to take me away from pain immediately
Before I start rubbing my eyes hard repeatedly

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I've said goodbye too many times
And here I am waving again
so long,
my friend

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I should have told you how the board doesn't like when people leave
So it just find ways to keep them
It sows seeds and reaps them
And now you’re part of that harvest,
but different from the others

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Looking up to the sky
with my tears running dry
I wish I could've wished you farewell
I wish I could stop the swell
this may feel like forever
but we just cant go against His powers
may God bless your soul
rest in peace
we just miss you dearly
girl

Teachers day and Time silam

I am drunk,

not on alchohol.

My mind buzzes with fire,

with shadows and shifting thought.

The deed of the dark.

Done on the ultimate high of being dry,

a being devoid of positivity,

a nihilist?

Perhaps succumbing to the Succubi of Existence

Done list.

1)Dirty dance to my friend (gosh..this is embarassing)

2)Masturbate

3)Invent crazy invention[converting human waste to fuel and cooking oil..fyp katekan]

4)Have interesting non-lovey-dovey chat with amir, I find conversation intimate and disturbing. haha

5)Paint my house

6)Criticise myself

Exhaustion something.

Live life and Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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teacher's day was a good escape from project day

yesssss aaahhhhh

thank God

but hey

it was worth it

went back ntss

had one hell of a time

felt like a celeb tho

with everyone saying hi to me

(dalam hati..bagero ni budak..aku wack sedap ah..haha..manela tau)

but it was all good

kk

pics time !



how i hate blur pics



i know i should be taking pics with teachers..i know



these jc kids just wont stop growing taller and hotter



yes yes..i got hair growing on my chin..like finally

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Mase2 silam



i swear i just took maria ozawa's pic



haha..ni la time time tak senonoh



this was supposed to be the pic for the SG idol final..sadly amir didn't make it to the final

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heart palpitates

love me tender

fin