Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Priceless Monday

monday (10/9/07) is definitely a day not to be forgotten

"Happy" suddenly just rushed through our blood

well

g unit was unfortunately not in full strength

zee could'nt make it as his mum just came from her pilgrimage

what a waste

Happenings for today

1)

went to MIX..apparently there's a waxing shop behind us..one of the personnel is a latin..looked pretty latin to me..with that bronze flawless and hairless skin (what do you expect..waxing OFFICER..habba habba)..so i was just as usual..crapping wit az and amir..i do not know why i just keep looking behind again and again..maybe she's just irresistable..but sometimes when i look at things,i tend to be very observant and very detailed. So to my "horror".haha..padahal2..i saw something which i only can see on the internet or most probably my first night with my wife. She was wearing this yellow tube dress and she sat with her legs uncrossed. My goodness..How often can you spot such "sights" besides my old neighbour..btw my neighbour is 80 ++ years old and she loves going commando..her old blouse is pretty translucent..and God damn it..i regretted helping her stack up those old newspapers..eerrrrgggkk..so much for being a samaritan.

2)

Now i understand why zee loves school gerls..girls in school uniforms..o0oyes..



rajin-rajin anak-anak mak blaja (padahal yg kiri aje..ignore the right one)

3)

had dinner at kfc..it has been almost 6 months since i last had kfc. i ordered zinger meal. amir ordered 2 pc meal.

Amir : umm..2 pc meal please..i would like to have two breasts

Counter guy : ok sir..

amir is really really ruthless..like seriously..that counter guy is all bones and i think he's suffering from malnutrion. and yet, amir still can asked for breast meat from him..haha...amir amir..he will never learn.

we had a talk bout chickens just now and how kfc actually signed up for GM (genetically modified) chickens. The differences between GM chickens and normal chickens are firstly, GM chickens are more fluffed up and so, more meat. Secondly, if you notice..normal chicken meat..if u try tearing it up..it will be in chunks..try tearing up KFC chicken..you can actually tear them into strips..try it

4)

visit to ripcurl can never be any enjoyable than just now..o0oyess..im high on crack..yes yes..

5)

secret recipes.. i don't know what's so secretive bout the recipes but if those girls working there are the key ingredients..i don't mind being the chef..go figure

6)

had a "picnic" at esplanade rooftop..i had a splendid time..besides cam-whoring with the whore (amir)..i was busy making fun of couples embracing each other and i told az..that place..definitely not for the lonely hearts club..haha..really..

we spotted this celebrity look-alike

sebijik macam tu celeb

kk

clues

1) she's tall

2) blonde

3) sexy legs

4) last clue : working in WWE

still can't figure out..kk..

she is



Miss Stacey Kiebler!

but of course..the person we met wasn't wearing what stacey's wearing

dream on suckas

7)

cam whoring



padahal ni gamba bukan pat esplanade rooftop




the coolest picture someone has taken of me..so far (act homer simpson)



my friend told me i look good in this pic..haha..thanks alot !

8)

starbucks was good..had green tea latte..price to pay for being to keen on trying new things..$6.20 for a drink that taste like sea water minus the saltiness..eeeerrrrggggkkkkhhhh *with tongue sticking out*..

we talked bout the thai tennis sensation..sajara something something..sajara para para sakura..or izzit sajara pachucheng..something like that..but damn..meen can pronounce his name like no other rapper can..he claimed to be akon's cousin..how am i not surprise..but his alter ego is air-con..haha...peace, meen..no war =]

btw meen..thanks for the green tea and pringles..damn it..now i owe u two treats..

9)

bought hairspray soundtrack and daughtry album..i'm awesomely cloud 9

=]

10)

home sweet home and goodbye to amir before he heads for the green "resort"

i know this is so gay

but damn..gonna miss that bugger

remember

after zee, meen and I complete our ns

yes yes..remember our plans

go for brazilian waxing

and we g unit shall go for holiday to s.korea

let us all fall in love in the 1st day of spring

alright !

fivesome ! wooohoooo

haha..eh az..dont worry..u can drag your other nurse friends tho

=]
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when i got back

chatted up with az

this is how it went

[a2L|nA] ants. [http://azlinazenana.blogspot.com] says:
jasonpereira says:
yat is a cute dude ah
jasonpereira says:
AHAHAHAHAH
jasonpereira says:
crazy ass.

-mr jones. life in a burning oasis. says:
haha

-mr jones. life in a burning oasis. says:
aduuuuuuu

-mr jones. life in a burning oasis. says:
bagero

haha..ok..flattered ? yea..maybe a little

scared ? petrified ! definitely

haha

aduuu...eh bro

kau buat aku betol2 seram sejuk ah

haha

naik takot aku

don't ever let me catch you in the toilet with my picture in your hand

haha

peace

btw your blog is wack

keep that shit up

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you're timeless to me

haha

what a joke

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