The battery of life

The battery of life

Dealing with death is one of the most emotional and painful experiences that the human condition may require us to do.

But dealing with death was not a problem for Adam and Eve.

However,

after they sinned against God,

things changed.

Dying was a result of Adam's sin of disobedience.

We may think death is final

but there is no end in the plan of God.

God desire us to spend eternity with Him,

yet He has left that choice up to us.

God has made all the provisions for us to be with Him forever.

He has no greater love than His love for us.

As we begin to think of ourselves as eternal beings,

the realization that there is a future that will help us cope with the present circumstances.

God has a plan for us here on earth.

God sure to have a plan for eternity.

Find comfort in Him.

Have faith.

=]

teacher

soon enough

and most likely

i'll be embarking myself in the most exciting but yet degrading "career" ever

part-time, that is

and NO...its not gigolo

YES..

as a relief teacher

i bet some of you are picturing me in super big glasses with pants up high connected with suspenders

hair neatly centre-parted



something like this

hahaha..yes yes..laugh it off

but hey

i hope it would be "fulfilling"

o0oyes..

speaking of school girls in uniform *endophins running high*

Have you ever put a thought to this..

Teenage girls have always lusted after attractive teachers,

but what happens when the teachers lust after the girls?

abes worrrr (no no..dont look at me..i promise to be a good, CLEAN, DECENT cute teacher)

The older man (i'm young and very young).

Knowledgeable (hmmm..well..i scored 85 for an iq test..not impressive at all for a teacher),

seasoned,

experienced.

Hot!

The fantasy creature who embodies full-blown male sexuality in all its mysterious glory.

Of course,

he’s out of reach.

He inhabits his own complicated realm of

emotions

and

responsibilities

and

kinky toys,

and

you are just . . .

a kid !!!

But imagine the initiation!

The possibilities!

It would be awesome.

Or would it?

What if the impossible happened and

he started paying unmistakably romantic attention to you.

What if he fell in love with you?

Sex in the classroom ? grrrrrrr..habba habba

What if he wanted to marry you? eeeeeeeeeeeek

If it stopped being a fantasy and started being your actual sex life,

your actual life,

would it be

thrilling

or

upsetting?

Or both?

Would you be scarred for life or psyched for months?

o0owell

i leave it to you guys to decide

for now

i just continue mugging for exams

and get my poly days over with

peace

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6 more days

6 more days

wooohooooooo

The final submit

I recounted all the times when we fast-forwarded our lives,

over cigarettes ( i dont smoke..just second hand)

and

over-priced muslim cooked food.

Going over the paths that we had devised in our head for ourselves,

mostly POSITIVE, CLEAN thoughts.

The dreams,

the goals,

the plans to survive,

the psycho ones.

We spent our whole lives fast-forwarding,

it was such a pity.

After going through the first few stages,

I realised that there was one thing I wanted to do,

I wanted to turn back the clock.

I wanted to do this instead or try that,

or learn something,

or to cherish one.

But frankly and in all seriousness,

its an empty want,

I can never ever have it.

Spend our whole lives talking about fast-forwards

and

then wishing you could turn the clock back.

The irony.

There is not one person out there who does not wish he or she could re-paint

their life,

you can never.

The kismet of self, hate farewells.

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My religion consists of a humble admiration of

the illimitable superior spirit who reveals Himself

in the slightest of details

we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

Islam,

it shall be.

peace

Assalamualaikum

Secrets

No matter how many Q&A sessions you've shared,

every guy has certain details about his life that he considers off-limits

even to you,

Girls.

Learning about them can help you understand him better.

So at the risk of being hunted down and

dried for bak kwa (CNY nak datang oiii..oink oink)

by my fellow males,

I reveal the hidden truths your man doesn't want you to know.

Secret No.1

He has a stash of porn

and he bloody hell has it !!!

I know what you're thinking

"Not my man."

But in reality

Even the nicest guys like nasty entertainment.

nyehehehehehehehehehehehe *cheeky laughter*

c'mon meen..admit it..haha

Not convinced?

Do the math.

XXX films are a multibillion-dollar-a-year industry.

That's about one video for every grown-up man and woman in America.

My favourite actress is candice michelle

what's yours ?

=]

Secret No. 2

He hates it when his chick is more successful than he is

Even if he said he was proud of you when you landed that paycheck-fattening raise,

now that's the biggest bullshit.

You see,

guys are supposed to be the breadwinners,

but now women are often earning just as much money and respect as men are,

if not more.

This growing gender equality is doing a Lorena Bobbitt on his psyche.

He'll never confide this to you.

Until we get over this attitude,

or should i say EGO

try not to flaunt the fact that you're in a higher tax bracket.

Secret No.3

He just want more "sugar"

OK.

You know he loves it,

* ah ah..he wants it..ah ah..he wants it* (singing ayo technology)

but you might not have any idea just how much.

Men are simple creatures with three basic needs

Food

Shelter

and

Sex

ok..maybe one more..

BJ.

and btw..

that's not ben and jerry's

haha *winks*

But he won't ask for more

for fear of seeming self-centered.

So treat "sugar" like a vitamin,

and give it to him once a day.

He's sure to repay the favor.

=]

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didn't realise job hunting can be a pain in the ass

puuuurrrrrr

meen

JUST FOR YOU, MEEN

i've gotta admit

i'm so happy for my good friend, meen

o0oyes *hopping around like a cute bunny* (make tt playboy bunny)

he's all grown up now

and having that "bed of roses" on his chest

that makes him even more MAN now

you know !

haha

seriously,

i admire how his patience has transitioned him

from a patient ok-la-boleh-lah-tahan-terok-handsome dreamer to

this

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someone who has actually accomplished a goal


and i'm pretty sure he's gonna hold on tight to that "goal"

just look at them

awww..so sweet

eh wait..

i should color the words to make it more candy-like

wait

awww..so sweet

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meen

you should know me quite well

i don't get too sugar-coating-paddlepop-sucking-diabetes-like-nice

haha

i like to make things a little bit more "interesting"

and so,

before i end this entry

well

this is my "gift" to you

peace

p.s : dont kill me for this, meen..i was God-damn bored..you reminded me of osama la..

i just don't know why

haha

btw

CONGRATS !!!

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i seriously can't wait for the exams

swooned

green life

i could still vividly remember those days in the NCC

i'm very inspired by amir's stories in the camp

now i cant wait for the real "Green Resort"

"Bottles up!", "Caps off!", "Drink up!"

The 200 robots regimentally followed the order given by the cadet lieutenant (CLT) who was already in his 'smart 4' (green fatigues with sleeves neatly folded up to bicep level).

I couldn't believe what I was made to go through.

Replenishing the body with water has got to be the most natural action any dehydrated animal does.

In here,

it was choreographed to the last detail.

Nobody was allowed to drink before the final command was given.

Everyone had to hold up the bottle at chest level.

The bottle had to be filled to the brim.

Dripping, even the tiniest drop was PUNISHABLE.

The first make-fun-of-the-bloody-cadet game had begun.

At 6 in the morning.

The first two commands were promptly executed and

all 200 of us robots were waiting for the final one so that we could drink the cursed water and

release the cursed weight from our hand. haha

Nope, no such luck, sucka.

The final command was deliberately withheld.

Some of us had begun to fidget uncontrollably.

Hands started to waver.

Then it happened.

You could hear it so distinctly in the crisp and deadly silence of dawn

dollops of water hit the ground in such a fashion that sent the CLT face squirming in aghast.

It was as if he hadn't expected this to happen

and he was truly shocked by the first collective mistake of his company.

"Knock it down, bloody hell!"

What have I done to deserve this?

It was only 6.10

and no sight of the sun yet.

It was to be such a long, arduous day.

well..

i still got 2 years of THAT soon enough

hahaha

wish me luck

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War is an ugly thing,

but not the ugliest of things.

The decayed state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth

war is much worse.

The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight,

nothing which is more important than his own life,

is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and

kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

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suddenly,

i got the sudden urge to go tekong

hahaha

Tick Tock

Do guys have a biological clock?

I got to thinking about it after I spent the weekend with my family.

Here’s the background:

My parents took a pretty traditional route,

getting married right after junior college and

having two kids by the time they were 30.

My two OLD sisters took slightly different paths (few years after university)

and they truly embraced motherhood,

and their husbands and them are raising two very smart, cute, well-behaved, and hilarious little boy and girl,



Kaheesha and Fahmy

Which means I have a couple of totally awesome, tyrant "nec-lets".

"NEC-LETS" --------> nephew + niece + piglets

hahaha

I love hanging out with the little mookies,

but sometimes when I’m with them,

I’ll feel a tear prick the back of my eyes.

I know,

so sappy,

but think this way, guys

soon enough i'll be 30

hey hey..10 years ain't a long time..trust me

if you’re 30 and don’t have kids,

I believe it’s almost impossible to spend time with children and

not think wistfully about what it would be like to have some of your own.

So I found myself wondering,

“Will that happen for me?”

Now, it seemed a given (Doesn’t everybody have kids?),

but soon enough,

I will realize it’s not so simple.

My sisters decided to accept the incredible responsibility that comes with raising kids.

They chose to give up the kind of soul-searching that I’ve been doing the past few years.

And just because I like playing with the "nec-klets" for a weekend doesn’t mean I’m ready to give up my wild nights (actually not so wild ah..stakat gi hooters aje..i know..im a good boy..i know),

get used to changing diapers,

start university fund,

and do the billion other things that being a great parent demands of you.

eeeeeeekkk

“You’ve got to have some kids in future, yat, so these kids have cousins to play with...hahahaha”

my sister chided me at the end of the visit.

Normally, I’d laugh that off —

I’m having way too much fun in life to be more than an uncle

but this time,

it stuck with me.

So,

tick tock?

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i cried in the last episode of Heroes Season 2

why

why

why must nathan die ?

watching heroes make me wanna have a congressman brother

hahaha

peace

Toe-Rest

I am the infamous Hidayat

I am errrrr...ummmm....16 *faintly saying 20*

I'm Chinese was Cum by Malay and was shot by a hint of japanese and not [insert race here].

I do not laugh, I snort (a character attribute or rather defect which I have gradually become notorious for).

I am an emotional eater.

I find amusement in ridiculing Asians, stereotypes and attention whores
[although I can be guilty of hypocrisy because I have a friendster account],
as well as making other individuals feel inferior.

=]

I am blatantly honest (depends on my mood) and that often makes others feel like fuck turds.

Silat is one of my many affinities, but not something I excel in.

My once gregarious character has ceased to exist, and is now replaced with a cynic outcast of the social order.

My favourite word is Hidayat.

Socializing with fellow living entities is not my forte; if you have decided to associate yourself with yours truly, consider yourself forewarned.

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This was when my toe got wrapped after the surgery



Now meet franken-Toe

He's better known as Fernando Toe-rest

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kk

enjoy people

need to start mugging

=]

Getting yourself a car

Getting a ride

1)

For young people with less life experience,

please note that owning a car and being able to afford a car are two different things.

There are many people who cannot afford a car, but still own a car.


Most of the confusion young people face is wondering why their friend who earns $1500 can afford a car

the answer is they cannot afford a car.

Either they have background support from family (standard ah babe),

or they are financially bleeding to maintain the car.



2)

For guys who think that girls like guys with cars,

you are unfortunately right.

However,

most girls do not know or care what sort of car it is,

as long as it can get from point A to point B in relative comfort.

If you think by getting a flashy sporty car can hike up your attractiveness,

by all means

do so.

A guy who has Sunny but can afford the occasional nice restaurant treat

vs

a guy with a Mercedes but can only afford hawker centre or Mcdonalds

who do you think will be more successful in the game of love?

up to you to decide

peace people

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this is one of the reasons why i love BLACKS

The modern myth

The Myth

The modern myth
Never have I imagined
Nursing my own wound
Holding that thought

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The guilt
Feels like throwing yourself off the tallest building
It sears through your heart
Setting it into a parade of blood

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Those tears inked your clothes
Tears of your pulsating guilt
That muted stillness
A sign of your myth

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i'm bored

sitting at home

nursing my precious nail-surgically-removed-toe

i'm toe-nail-less

I swear to God it swelled twice the original size

damn it

arrggghhh

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exams just round the corner

let us all leap the final stretch

may it be a successful one

peace

ps : i hate walking in crutches (it makes me feel so weak)

The reason

i swear to God not to eat baked beans while watching it

Go figure why

but seriously

i can never understand the agony the chipmunks went through when they had constipation,

trying freaking hard to crap out the kriptonite from their furry asses

haha

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freaking weird

freaking weird for an arsenal fan like me

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now i think

i have a good reason why i should attend silat training religiously

=]

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Ada Baiknya

Ada Baiknya

done by : Me aka Fernando Torres (i play like him according to meen)

Menanti saat hiba,
Pilu di hatiku
di dalam pasrahku menghadapMu Ya Rabbi
Siapalah aku di sisiMu.

Dengan Zikiruallah aku mengingati dosa dosa lampauku
Siapalah aku di sisiMu
Jangan engkau khayalkan aku dan terlupa lagi akan diriku
Siapalah aku di sisiMu

Lindungilah aku,
Tetapkan imanku,
Karna aku sedar,
Hanya padaMu
Tempat ku berteduh

Ada baiknya,
Tak mencatat hidup
Dalam lembar-lembar buku harian
Siram semua
Bersiap menerima hidupan jernih
Yang lebih baik dari kemarin

Karna
SayangMu lebih dari seteguk air yang
menghapus dahagaku

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the brother i'm willing to break his neck

the brother i'm willing to sugar-coat his sorrows

the brother i'm willing to spend his money (ni part aku suke)

the brother i'm willing to help when he's in need

amir