Secrets

No matter how many Q&A sessions you've shared,

every guy has certain details about his life that he considers off-limits

even to you,

Girls.

Learning about them can help you understand him better.

So at the risk of being hunted down and

dried for bak kwa (CNY nak datang oiii..oink oink)

by my fellow males,

I reveal the hidden truths your man doesn't want you to know.

Secret No.1

He has a stash of porn

and he bloody hell has it !!!

I know what you're thinking

"Not my man."

But in reality

Even the nicest guys like nasty entertainment.

nyehehehehehehehehehehehe *cheeky laughter*

c'mon meen..admit it..haha

Not convinced?

Do the math.

XXX films are a multibillion-dollar-a-year industry.

That's about one video for every grown-up man and woman in America.

My favourite actress is candice michelle

what's yours ?

=]

Secret No. 2

He hates it when his chick is more successful than he is

Even if he said he was proud of you when you landed that paycheck-fattening raise,

now that's the biggest bullshit.

You see,

guys are supposed to be the breadwinners,

but now women are often earning just as much money and respect as men are,

if not more.

This growing gender equality is doing a Lorena Bobbitt on his psyche.

He'll never confide this to you.

Until we get over this attitude,

or should i say EGO

try not to flaunt the fact that you're in a higher tax bracket.

Secret No.3

He just want more "sugar"

OK.

You know he loves it,

* ah ah..he wants it..ah ah..he wants it* (singing ayo technology)

but you might not have any idea just how much.

Men are simple creatures with three basic needs

Food

Shelter

and

Sex

ok..maybe one more..

BJ.

and btw..

that's not ben and jerry's

haha *winks*

But he won't ask for more

for fear of seeming self-centered.

So treat "sugar" like a vitamin,

and give it to him once a day.

He's sure to repay the favor.

=]

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didn't realise job hunting can be a pain in the ass

puuuurrrrrr