Model

to ever think of finding models is an easy job

you gotta be crazy

so

i was handed the task (scout) by my sis

she's helping her friend on a article in the seventeen's mag

regarding some cute and hot teens

i kinda shortlisted a few

but trust me

this is the best that i can do

so yea

1) Fauzee Awi




he was the first that came to my mind

but sadly

he told me

NUM personels are not allowed to do mag's photoshoot

o0owell

wasted

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2) Amir Ashraf(the one on the right)



they say

men in green are the sexiest creatures on earth

haha

but somehow i beg to differ

in fact

they are too sexy to be true ah

hahaha

(ape tak..aku next year pon masok army..nyehehehehehehe...go figure)

but then again

he rejected the offer, saying

" dont want la..fuck you la yat"

i guess its really tough being a model scout

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3) Mummeen Shah



yes yes

our favourite neighbourhood wet..eh eh..i mean web shooting hero

he was such a sport

but

it will come with a very big condition

he needs to shave...like clean shave..(hopefully head to toe)

and have a nice short neat haircut

o0owell meen..

do wait for the phonecall from my sister's friend

nyehehehehehehe

i'm getting the bolly bolly vibe ah

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4) adlina suhami yusoff



awww...just look at her..

holding the ice cream like a natural

awwww...that smile (ape tak..tengah tengok apek cuci lantai..mesti ah turned on)

I contacted her

bloody hell

she gave me the weirdest excuse ever

"I'm camera shy !"

2 words for you ah sucka : pantat kau lah !

haha

but somehow

she reminds amir,zee and meen ONLY (i'm not involved..aku innocent oi) of this japanese actress

Maria Ozawa



o0owell

peace, ad

no war

no pinches too

=]

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5) Ryza Jacobs



As i thought he could be my glimmer of hope

but

another rejection again

hais

such a disappointment

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so

this goes to everyone and anyone

if you think you're good looking or hot or ummm...boleh la tahan terok..terok skali

please do contact me at

http://profiles.friendster.com/mrjoneswannaspankyourass

or

mukekaubanyaktaktaumalu@hotmail.com (padahal ni acct tak exist..haha)

=]

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More pics from CLS Dinner and Dance



4 samdol



year 1 classmates 2nd shoot

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i caught Alvin and the chipmunks online with my sis

bloody hell

and my sis just have to make a ridiculous statement

Nor : i think ah..you amir and zee reminds me of the chipmunks ah

Me: Fuck you la..hahaha



compare this



with this

haha

try to figure out who's who

what an ass

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peace people

DnD

CLS Dinner and Dance

Message for Noor Azlina bte Johari : oi setan..hahaha..i LOVE the skinny tie..thanks sucka..you're the best sucking-machine faggot-ish paedophile sister..=]



yes yes..i know..i know



meet balls of air and man of steel



one word : DEWI



the people that made my project a success



yum



he ain't heavy. he's my brother



if you dont have a mask, make one



yr 1 classmates



signing off with a signature pose

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they say rock chicks are the sexiest species on earth

and so

ive found the love of my life

meet hayley from paramore



haaaaaaaa...*melts*

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beautiful

simply beautiful

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enjoy people

have a great day

swooned

eden

a night of passion

a night full of action

a night full of sweat

yes..a night of pure eden

a night of two 1-0

haha

YESSSSAAAAAAHHHHH

arsenal has indeed done wonders last night

with their solely but yet crucial goal

o0oyes

now im cloud 9

but for liverpool

im afraid fans just have to hang their fans in despair

who wouldn't ?

any team that can beat man utd

i'm happy

then again

that match was a feast to the chicks eyes



twinkling feet



el nino

o0owell

happy drooling

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i had a horrific but yet fun experience at cmpb

o0oyes

ns medical check up

i'm just one step closer to the bloody green resort

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medical officer (m/o) : k..now stand at that corner

me : ummm...wokies

m/o : ok..now take out your pants

me: ummmm...ok

m/o : now take out your underpants *looking pretty excited about it*

me: ummm..ooooooook *taking my hush puppies undies hesitantly*

m/o : wooooaaahh *faintly*

bloodly hell

two things came straight to my mind after that

IT could either be

1) a freak of nature

or

2) its bloody cute like tweety bird

i dont't know

hahahaha

i guess its up to SPECIAL "viewers" to judge

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just 2 more days to my chemical & life sciences dinner and dance

now that i cant wait

just two more weeks to school reopen

yes ahhhh

in just 2 more months

and my three years in sp will come to an end

i shall be a big boy now

=]

polymer

i had a bad diarrhoea yesterday

and i swear it felt like crapping out wood chips and saw dust

my anus couldn't take it anymore

now i feel super lousy

haha

but on a "cleaner" note

yes

friday has indeed mark a day of freedom

its a day where final year project has come to an end

yes

FINALLY

and yes

i pretty proud of my group's effort

been through the choppy waves and fine weather together

not to mention the fair share of hypocrisy and sincerity

but hey

its all over now

we can all lead our lives as normal students and not blindly industrious loggerheads

i could fondly reminisce how my group and i paid a visit to pioneer road to collect the waste sample

and i swear there's nothing special bout the sample

its how we three bloody monkeys went through the pain together but yet still remain positive bout it

but well of course,

i was the the focal point for boo-boos

haha

=]

so yea

i indeed had a not-to-be-forgotten 8 months experience

overall

i still hate FYP

hahaha

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pics from FYP presentation day cum Polymer DAY



this is when Y A T is at his best



the MEN



Kecik. Keith. Kim aka Ayu



the squad



i was sexually forced to do this (seriously)



the squad with mentor



orang kalau da gian..gini la jadi nye



TEAM POLYMER

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wokies

gtg

nak berak dulu

bye

=]

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miss biotech

you got me swooned

Happy Birthday, Mr jones

im turning unfortunately-god-damn-it-i'm-freaking-old 20 in near future

man

least do i expect to be this old

This self-deceiving being forever 16 definitely got to stop

it's not easy but i shall try

haha

but then again

HOW I LOVE BIRTHDAYS

and so..

i would like to take this opportunity to make some forceful wishes and grants

screw the birthdays wishes and bring me presents !!!

haha

so you guys better get what i want

list of hidayat's WANTS

1) PS3 will do just fine (for starters only..nyehehehehehehe)

2) ungu cd (this is hard to find gift)

3) fedora hat (black will do just fine)

4) atletico madrid jersey (with aguero's name and number printed at the back)

5) condo (azlina..you seriously owe me this one)

6) nike soccer boots (yellow t90)

7) football manager 2008

8) playboy magazines (bloody hell..ni betol2 susa nak dapat)

9) a bloody good but cheap cosmetic surgery

10)GPA of 3.5 and above for this sem (InsyaAllah..InsyaAllah)

11) skinny black tie..need it for CLS dnd laa....

12) ecko watch with big blings on it

13) nike camo hood

14) nike SB shoes

15) aluminium-based haro bike

16) erase ALL memories of YOU

17) get distinction for Final Year Project

18) to spend more time with my family, g unit and ryza and syam

19) to be super happy and successful in life

20) a special someone (hahaha..nopes..not a girlfriend...and NOOOOO>..not a boyfriend..but someone who i can just wack the hell out of that person without that guy retaliating..haha..that would be nice)

(take note of the bol-ed ones *hints*)

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i seriously dont understand the hype over the latest craze

HD TV

Afterall TV is still TV

ok

the normal colored TV will do just fine

but noo..

People just want something slimmer and slique-r

and BRIGHT-er

and so

my dad bought one

a bloody huge samsung 40 inch tv



(without the model, of course...damn !)

a whopping $5.5 k was spent

hais...

a serious waste of money..i guess

but then again

weekend soccer fever is definitely an eden

=]

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Tiada guna engkau memperbaiki apa yang telah berlaku

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swooned

=]

happy birthday, Mr Jones

life

i'm back !!

yes yes

three dreadful weeks for me

an average of 4 hrs of slp a day

but i guess it's worth it

6 tests

2 full marks

4 80++ %

and a satisfying Final Year Project Report

ROCK ON !!!

i'm pretty proud of myself

i think i deserve some sugar

=]

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my friends never fail to amuse me

like seriously

especially for this special friend of mine

a friend with many alter egos

i present to you



STEVIE WONDERS !!!

haha

actually he cant really decide whether to be usher or omarion

but i guess stevie suits him best

=]

peace, meen (ok..i'm dead meat...haha)

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opened up my email

my sister forwarded me this interesting article

regarding bout horoscopes

kk

since im of saggitarius species

i would like you guys to have an upclose with a saggitarian

if you guys do not know what's saggitarius

ahh.....

this would help



A Saggitarian is

1)The Promiscuous One (but i'm too decent to be one)

2)Spontaneous. (hmmm..i guess...)

3)High appeal. (haha..not too sure bout this)

4)Rare to find. (well..you can just find one in clementi)

5)Great when found. (o0oyes..)

6)Loves being in long relationships. (haha..hmmm..*scratch head*)

7)So much love to give. (yups...A Lot of love..*wagbrow*)

8)Not one to mess with.

9)Very pretty. (hahahahahahahahahahahaha..whoever wrote this must really be an ass)

10)Very romantic. (neiii...)

11)Nice to everyone they meet. (true..to a certain extent)

12)Their Love is one of a kind.

13)Silly, fun and sweet. (aduuu..ni betol2 banyak merepek ah)

14)Have own unique appeal. (hmmm..maybe..)

15)Most caring person you will ever meet!

16)Amazing in the you know where..!!! (haha..i swear i didnt wrote this..but then again..you can always check it..at second thought..tak payala..)

17)Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.

kk..all these are straight from my email

=]

i'm back !!

yes yes

three dreadful weeks for me

an average of 4 hrs of slp a day

but i guess it's worth it

6 tests

2 full marks

4 80++ %

and a satisfying Final Year Project Report

ROCK ON !!!

i'm pretty proud of myself

i think i deserve some sugar

=]

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my friends never fail to amuse me

like seriously

especially for this special friend of mine

a friend with many alter egos

i present to you



STEVIE WONDERS !!!

haha

actually we cant really decide whether to be usher or omarion

but i guess stevie suits him best

=]

peace, meen (ok..i'm dead meat...haha)

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opened up my email

my sister forwarded me this interesting article

regarding bout horoscopes

kk

since im of saggitarius species

i would like you guys to have an upclose with a saggitarian

A convo

i had a good convo with my sibling

me : hey sis..sometimes i wonder what it feels like to be good looking

sis : huh..what a question to ask

me : you know..i alwaes wonder how it actually feels like to have girls swooning over me

sis : haha..you know..God blessed our family with no looks (ok la..maybe for me different case)..but He has indeed blessed us with intelligence and harmony in our family..be grateful..i know being around good looking friends can be a razor sharp blow to your paper-thin ego..but have you really wonder if they actually would want to be in your shoes ?

me : hmmm..not too sure bout that..why would they wanna be like me ? with pimples..bad skin..stressful life..you think they want to be me ?

sis: man..you can be quite shallow for a real smart guy..trust me..you are born to make people envy of you..trust me..one day, you will realize that..and when you do..dont forget to treat me, k..afterall, i'm your best sister EVER !! and btw, if you think that your good male friends are good looking..haha..god damn it..your taste sucks, man..seriously..so mat-ish

me: haha..what the hell..thanks for trying to make me feel better

sis: one more thing..beauty is only skin-deep..what's more important is the inside..kk..to be precise..inside the pocket..hahaha..and i'm pretty sure in future you'll have a very very very deep pocket *showing the biggest smile ever*

o0owell

sometimes the michellaneous things do bother me

trust me

they do

but i guess having a sugar-coated tongue sister can be quite pleasing at times

eventhough i know she's just trying to make me feel better

But still.....

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scored for biomaterial test

received duet raya in the morning from neighbour

mum cooked scrumptious soup with loads of brocolli..yum

afternoon nap for 2 hours

now

that's what i call a good day

=]

bye everyone

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for listening pleasure

click here

Online flea market

and so

i was blog hopping

till i came across which kinda caught my eyes

these bloggers

they are actually promoting their products

to be precise

USED products

i became curious

who would want to buy used clothes

kk

imagine this

YOU with the rashes

you wore that shirt once

you planned to sell it to me

i wear it without realizing you wore it once when you got that bloody rashes

and if i wear it..and i got rashes

i will bloody hell take this humble "light saber" and jolly well shaft it in your mouth

haha

but then again

its pretty tempting to sell away your used goods

its like online flea market

i think ive decided to promote some of my USED products

dont worry

i will just sign on them so that the value will hike up

1st item



MY BOXERS !!

yes yes

im selling at starting price of $100

haha

hey c'mon

dont complain

it has a distinct, unique smell which amir and zee love

texture of almost sand paper like

not so easy on the pee pee

but it is still cute

any takers ?

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item number 2



i seriously hate this faggot

any takers

starting price : $1

lowest unique bid wins

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Last items

you can't find this "dolls" in shops..shopping malls

nopes

"dolls" are adorable

friendly

cute mute nude

cuddly (ok..i'm not so sure about this one)

im pretty sure they are nice to be owned and loved

please do shower them with TLC

tender loving cocks..eh eh...i mean tender loving care



these "dolls" are limited edition and they dont often come in baju kurong

starting price of the left doll : $0.05

starting price of the middle doll : $ 50

starting price of the right doll : $ 500

get them now while stock last

=]

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God

gym with zee was a torture

he was training me up like i was preparing for some body building contest

but then again

it felt good to be back pumping irons once again

need to be in fit slim lean figure by december

and if not

extra month in the green resort

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

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when the leader left his flock

you led the flock to supremacy

and i thank you for that

Chinese Chicken Rice Story

it's pretty alarming and nail biting when we talk about the future

but yet

the future generation (including us..yes..you also..jangan nak act) still chose to be ignorant or should i say...plain DUMB ?

i had a mini fiuitful convo with my fellow coursemate

mate : eh..what are you going to do after ns ah..are you still up for the advanced diploma pursuit and to UK for the masters

me : ummm...yea i guess

mate : haha..good riddance..haha..nola..just kidding..are you really sure ?

me : yups..i might be migrating there after that..i guess the opportunity there is vast and hmmm..better la..

mate : aiyoo..i would prolly would want to do the same thing..if possible, i want to escape from singapore before it "collapses"

me : huh..what do you mean by that

mate : aiya..you see ah..now singapore is under refined, cultured and wise leaders..just look at our new generation..psp..nitendo..dota..all games..at the rate we are going..in future, you think our people are capable and competant enough to lead the country,meh

me : you're true tho..hmmm

you get the point, people

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it's embarassing for a chinese unable to speak mandarin

being a half chinese

i felt the humiliation..to a small extent, that is

and so

i've decided to take up chinese class from my shi fu (teacher, right ?), Dr Tay

kk

wo yao ni wen wo de lampa

translation : i want you to smell my balls

haha

wo de piku hen tong. pei wo ?

translation : my butt hurts...carry me ?

nyehehehehehehe

bloody hell..ni an wo de siong..nabei

translation : bloody hell..you touched my breast..fucker

chou an, cheebye

translation : good morning, vagina

haha

seriously

wo de hua yin hen hao ?

dui pu dui ?

haha
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it's freaky when a makcik from a chicken rice stall tries to flirt with me

i don't whether its got to do with the extra strips of chicken that ive ordered or the smile that i gave her

i seriously don't know

my momma once told me

my smile can give the wrong signal

but to a MAKCIK !!!!

a MAKCIK !!

yes yes..those creatures with saggy boobs, sloppy tudong and bitchy mouths

God

what have i done wrong

like seriously

haha

kk..enjoy people

have a blistering day ahead

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if everyone worships a hero

Scott Cranmer should be the one

Making the best out of life

people always say

"i'm going to make full use of my life"

Full USE ?

i repeat myself

Full USE ?

haha

how could you possibly make full use of your life if you dont even bloody know when you're going to die ?

instead people should start rephrasing what they've said

"i'm going to make the best out of life"

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i do not know if you morons are living the best

or making the best out of your lives

but i do want to share my humble opinion to how living to satisfaction is attainable

1) Live in the Moment

This is a tough self-actualization step for many people:

STOP WORRYING ABOUT TOMORROW.

Instead,

live in today.

Live in right now.

Live as if tomorrow will worry about itself.

After all,

what can we do tomorrow until tomorrow gets here?

All we can do is whatever is before us today.

2) Give it away

Go ahead and be frugal when it comes to your bills, your clothes or whatever else you want to save money on

just be generous with PEOPLE stuff.

Give a 25% tip to the waitress who served you that great meal.

Give $5 to a kid you see at mosque...jgn plak korang lupe donate tabong amal mesjed

Give away hugs like you get paid for each one ("sugar" for me please)

Take someone out to lunch

TODAY !!!(well..i just did..nyeheheheheheheh...*wagbrow*)

3) Be Optimistic

Everyone likes to be around the "realistic optimist".

The "RO" is a person who can acknowledge that everything isn't always great,

but that somehow we will all make it through.

Knowing that trials and setbacks are both inevitable as well as temporary makes you an asset to the people around you.

4) "If you can't say anything nice..."

"...don't say anything at all."

If you want to really help people, give up trying to correct them.

Instead, compliment them on their strengths.

Will they still make mistakes that, to you, are obvious and need correcting?

Sure,

but I have found that there is ALWAYS someone willing to tell others where they are failing,

it is rare to find someone who will tell others where they are succeeding.

5) listen to ungu

yes yes

its an order

nyehehehehehehe



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my momma gave me one hell of a "spelling"

and trust me

it got me seriously worried

mum : yat..where did you go ? now then you come home

me : ummm..i went out with a friend ah ibu..but before that, i studied in school for awhile (hey..which i really did, ok)

mum : friend eh..you date your friend is it..don't think ibu dumb eh

me : haha..takde la ibu..just a friend

mum : better be..because i really dont want you to ruin your opportunity to going into a good university by some girl

me : yes ibu

mum : not only that..i also dont want to see you getting married after your masters..get yourself a good job and then..only you can worry bout getting married

me : haha..marriage..aduuu..hello ibu..im only 19..i know..i will strive to do my best la..insyaAllah..i will make you and Abah proud..insyaAllah..dont worry

you know how parents can be really over-protective

very constricting at times

but i somehow find its beneficial for me

it keeps me on the right track

and definitely put my mind at focus

afterall, my parents want me to continue our family (including extended families) legacy of having degree holders in the family

key word : holders

not one

but a minimum of 2

o0o0boy

currently my family

we had 2 (my 2 elder sisters)

as i thought it would be easier for me

they expect the only BOY of the family to surpass my elder sisters

so yeaa..to actually meet the expectations is like having a boulder on my shoulders

with addition of the crane and the bulldozer

haha

now im stressed up

BIG time

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you got me lovestonned

9th nov

swooned

Marriage

marriage

a blissful thing that could happen to a man and a lady

yes yes

for instance



just look at them

looking happy together

a thing that could bind them together till eternity (that sounds forever..aduuu)

trust me

i'm not against marriage

Except for this particular type of marriage



what in the blue fuck are they thinking

oh God

have mercy on my eye balls and my "beef" balls

they are drying up like preserved prunes right now

my momma always tell not to poke into people's affair

but THIS !!

arrggggghhhhh

The greeks once said

"erotica love is love of divinity and only to be shared between two men"

(meen..if you're reading this..please exit..please do..haha..i know its just too painful for you..i know)

if loving a man is divine love

i think i rather be a castrated monk

GOD

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the three loves of my life

=]

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Bagai bintang di surga

Dan seluruh warna

Dan kasih yang setia

Dan cahaya nyata

Men should envy ladies

ive been talking about how significant ladies can be

and ive got to agree

that a woman's worth is way much higher than a man

haha

kk

i'm just bullshiting

haha..they worth slightly higher than men

nyehehehehehehehehehe

kk

today's topic

"Few reasons why men SHOULD envy women"

1) Men are known to be better cooks..(biasala la babe),finally... a score against women. But technically men still lose out, serving their women a grandiose meal while they watch a soccer match they had been planning to catch.

2) No one thinks of a flower when it comes to men. The closest a man can get is to be associated with a cauliflower. haha

3) Women intrude on a man's "personal" time and get away with it without being the least apologetic. Imagine the fate of a man who is brave enough to try the same thing. haha..maut kau..

4) Men look at women and women look at women..i wonder why

5) Designer clothes and bling jewellery: the list can stretch a mile when it comes to style options for women. Men, despite the rebellious metrosexuals, have a Spartan collection that doesn't stand muster.

6) Wife, daughter, mother. Women play any role thrown at them with seemingly effortless ease. Men find it difficult to manage themselves, let alone anything outside there sphere of existence. haha..its true..its damn true

7) Women have the power to give birth and create life, men just get to stand by and watch..*wagbrow*..tak payah melalak pat operating theatre

8) poems and prose and songs- women have it all dedicated to them and their beauty..how lucky

9) Diamonds are made and sold solely for ladies we love. The closest a man can get is to be a diamond cutter or a salesman in a jewellery shop..haha..ape nak buat

10) We, men, still very much in love with you ladies...=)

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i overheard a conversation

between a hunk and 2 chicks

let's call that hunk , bagero

chick 1: hey bagero..do you watch porn?

chick 2: yeaa..do you ?

bagero: haha...noo..ewww...noo

chick 2: woooaaa..rili..and do you masturbate?

bagero: haha..why ask stupid qns..of course i dont..i'm a religious person

haha

yeaa right

religiously enough to get into their skirts ah

BULLSHIT to you man, bagero

if those chicks really believe you

man..they really gotta sing to paris hilton's "stars are blind"

bloody hell

who are kidding to ?

yourself ?

the chicks ?

me ?

or God?

haha

c'mon man..

guys

listen

if you bloody hell masturbate

bloody hell admit (provided you're asked..but dont go around telling people you do..i swear they dont wish to know)

dont worry

its normal

its not normal if you dont

so yea

peace people

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charming

very charming

swooned

Friends come and go

my good friend, ryza,(yes yes..that sexy creature) once told me

friends come and go

and yes

i've gotta admit

its true..its damn true

so i would like to take this opportunity to introduce you guys to my MAT sentol friends i made in SP school of chemical and life sciences

haha

1) ryza jacobs aka mat kental handsome aka mr-bring-back-home-for-mum-to-see and syaifulnizam aka syam aka chewbacca aka maestro



just look at these two faggots..haha

smart charming faggots

tidak takkan blei end up in industrial chemistry option,kan

haha

sorry girls

they are attached

but the one in blue is not

=]

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2) rohaizad aka batang gala nye setan



he may ride his bike like a typical mat rempet

he may even look like one

but

but

actually no buts ah

memang mat rempet pon

haha

girls..

now..he's single

if you're looking for a guy with a ride

now he's the man
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3) fazli bin dollah



don't be deceived by his ex-convict look

haha

please dont

he's the most cultured person i've ever met

someone who would go far to achieve perfection

gentle is his own ways

he can speak 5 languages

english, malay, mandarin. japanese and korean

(very impressive)

and a inspired-teacher-wannabe

(abes ah..student molestation cases compem naik worrrrr)
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well its the time of the year again

and i somehow dont really like the idea of having to apologise and to forgive

just within a short period.

c'mon

don't you muthafuckers try asking me for forgiveness

if you guys had done some shit to me

please..

instead

ask God for forgiveness

and may He bless you muthafuckers with His mercy

for now

repect !

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az showed me this pic

aduuuu

those were the days

good old days

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please make me lovestonned all over again

and again

and again

swooned

Raya

Hari Raya should be a festival of joy, happiness,

mealy-mouthed apologies and flooded with crocodile tears

but it could also be a festival of sorrow for some

while other people were wearing "glitters" all over

but not for my neighbour

she looked crappy

looking all emotionally-drenched

a month of fasting has indeed ended with the biggest test of all for her

her mum passed away on eve of raya

Think about it, people

before you even pop that bloody kueh tart inside your mouth

think bout it

think bout your loved ones

be bloody grateful that God give you the chance to celebrate with your loved once again

and be thankful that you're fucking alive to enjoy the delicious penis head-sized kueh makmur

and also,

be thankful that you're still receiving green packets (kalau makcik2 kasi $2..COMPLAIN !! haha)

well, i am..ape tak..

2 days..

ive collected $500..nyehehehehe

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i'm blessed..i know



my favourite "hamburgers"..extra "patties"



peace



talk to my hands



azlina so gonna get turned on by this pic (afterall she likes small boys)



az..i hope you're not getting any orgasmic reaction right now

nyehehehehehe

kk

enjoy people

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you got me lovestonned

don't stop

swooned

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