Men should envy ladies

ive been talking about how significant ladies can be

and ive got to agree

that a woman's worth is way much higher than a man

haha

kk

i'm just bullshiting

haha..they worth slightly higher than men

nyehehehehehehehehehe

kk

today's topic

"Few reasons why men SHOULD envy women"

1) Men are known to be better cooks..(biasala la babe),finally... a score against women. But technically men still lose out, serving their women a grandiose meal while they watch a soccer match they had been planning to catch.

2) No one thinks of a flower when it comes to men. The closest a man can get is to be associated with a cauliflower. haha

3) Women intrude on a man's "personal" time and get away with it without being the least apologetic. Imagine the fate of a man who is brave enough to try the same thing. haha..maut kau..

4) Men look at women and women look at women..i wonder why

5) Designer clothes and bling jewellery: the list can stretch a mile when it comes to style options for women. Men, despite the rebellious metrosexuals, have a Spartan collection that doesn't stand muster.

6) Wife, daughter, mother. Women play any role thrown at them with seemingly effortless ease. Men find it difficult to manage themselves, let alone anything outside there sphere of existence. haha..its true..its damn true

7) Women have the power to give birth and create life, men just get to stand by and watch..*wagbrow*..tak payah melalak pat operating theatre

8) poems and prose and songs- women have it all dedicated to them and their beauty..how lucky

9) Diamonds are made and sold solely for ladies we love. The closest a man can get is to be a diamond cutter or a salesman in a jewellery shop..haha..ape nak buat

10) We, men, still very much in love with you ladies...=)

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i overheard a conversation

between a hunk and 2 chicks

let's call that hunk , bagero

chick 1: hey bagero..do you watch porn?

chick 2: yeaa..do you ?

bagero: haha...noo..ewww...noo

chick 2: woooaaa..rili..and do you masturbate?

bagero: haha..why ask stupid qns..of course i dont..i'm a religious person

haha

yeaa right

religiously enough to get into their skirts ah

BULLSHIT to you man, bagero

if those chicks really believe you

man..they really gotta sing to paris hilton's "stars are blind"

bloody hell

who are kidding to ?

yourself ?

the chicks ?

me ?

or God?

haha

c'mon man..

guys

listen

if you bloody hell masturbate

bloody hell admit (provided you're asked..but dont go around telling people you do..i swear they dont wish to know)

dont worry

its normal

its not normal if you dont

so yea

peace people

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charming

very charming

swooned