Graduation Ceremony

Graduation Ceremony 2008

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them

Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams

"Time to score !"...hahaha..i'm pretty sure they remember that line

Secret to success : a jerry can of waste sample from tuas

Let our paths be crossed in future while working towards success

Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it ! go figure

There's Allah in times of success
There's definitely Allah in times of suffering
Faith should never be bereft of
As it is the only thing that keeps us aloft

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Alhamdulilah
He made me go this far
InsyaAllah
A few steps more
I'll be knocking on success' door

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He never burden His creations beyond their scope
With Him,
There's nothing we can't cope
All we need is just a little thing which we call
HOPE

Mr Jones is taking a break

Mr Jones is taking a break

Will be away from msn and blogging till further notice

haha

till then,

signing off

El Jones

ps : don't laugh

Be a Man

The Funny Thing About Men



The world has indeed changed a lot.

We've moved ahead as a society in certain things,

we've evolved,

we've transitioned,

we've gone to the moon,

but in the end,

we've taken more than a few steps back as far as human nature is concerned.

My dad always told me when i was growing (still growing..dont worry..it's harmless *winks*),

a man's honor his most important virtue

and a man's ability to be real

is his most pressing social concern.

Sadly and unfortunately,

things have changed and pretty upsetting.

To put it nicely,

men have become whining, pathetic motherfuckas

incapable of handling a little hardship,

incapable of handling criticism.

Easy to say,

we are slowly becoming women.

Now, that's one big fuck.

Ladies, you definitely gotta agree with this one.

You have noticed the feminization of men.

The Sensitive New Age Clowns (SNAC) being the ideal Romeos women are looking for,

it's total bull crap (to a large extent).

Women want a man who act like a man,

who will take charge,

who doesn't cry

and who faces fear.

1) i think Men quit too easily these days

It used to be that a man rather have a sword pierced through their stomachs than to be humiliated by surrendering.

Men used to be tough and

not look for the exit door every time things got shaky.

Now, at the first sign of trouble,

men put up the white flag instead of fighting the tough battle.

Only real champions are the ones who stay in the battle.

Be it stress at work,

argument with team members or

a relationship that has hit some bumps,

quitting when faced with adversity has become too easy.

2) Men sadly can't take criticism

Remember the expression "take it like a man" ?

Remember when military training was mandatory and

anyone who complained about waking up at 4 a.m

would end up scrubbing toilets with their tongues?

Now every time someone says something critical that isn't sugar-coated with girly fairy dust,

all hell breaks loose and

the tears start to roll.

So what if your girlfriend tells you you're a jackass ?

well, maybe you are.

haha..

Can we please get back to being able to handle a little disapproval?

3) Men are pretty much useless these days

Our forefathers could build a kampong that lasted for decades with their bare hands.

Nowadays,

men can't even put up a shelf bought from ikea without reading a 200-page manual.

To make things worst,

they don't even know what's a screwdriver.

4) Men lose their dominance

The inability to be master of their own domain makes men lose all sense of masculinity.

Men have handed over the whip to their women (i'm not talking about spanky, kinky whips)

and allowed them to use it, liberally,

frequently.

No decision can be made without consulting the female.

Stop being second in the hierarchy chart.

No matter how tough life gets,

bite your lip and handle it.

Don't bitch,

just move on.

Be macho,

don't be afraid to say something sexist if it reflects reality.

Don't be afraid to tell people what you think (and be ready to get a kick in the nuts).

But of course, do it smartly.

Boys,

it's time for us to get our balls back,

it's time for us to swing the pendulum back the other way and not just your "Mr-Happy-Serpent".

Reclaim your manhood.

Be strong.

Be decisive

and stop watching Martha Steward (if Tyra Banks..then it's alright).

As what Russell Peters enjoy saying

" Be a Man..Do the right thing ! "

hahaa

peace

nothing personal..just an opinion

Nothing personal..just an opinion


In an era of feminists hogging the airwaves and political correctness censoring us,

men are walking on eggshells and fail to rationalize this to the world.

Let's face it.

Women are allowed to manipulate men with

sex and tears to achieve whatever they want (well..almost anything, that is).

You think men can do the same..i think you'll probably get bitch-slapped.

haha

They usurp traditional male jobs yet still,

with bold-faced hypocrisy,

expect men to finance their social lives.

But feminism made one BIGGY mistake.

0o0oyes it did.

It failed to take into account the fundamentally self-serving nature of the female gender.

The battle cry of feminism abruptly changed from equal pay for equal work to

"you go, girl ! " and

"Girl Power ! ".

And suddenly,

it was all about "ME, MYSELF and I !!!!" ,

the self-indulgent bawl of a spoiled brat.

This is exactly the problem.

Modern women have demanded and won.

But they went too greedy and

so accustomed to using men to do anything with these rights

but shoot themselves in the foot with them.

For better or worse,

they have indeed changed the world.

But,

if they want to profit from this change,

then they need to start learning what equality really means.

If a woman chooses to stay in the kitchen,

that's pretty fine with us.

But if she wants to hold her own in a man's world,

then she should make an honest woman out of herself.

It's a battle out there.

As what i used to tell myself

"Getting what you want is the first miracle. Living with it might require a second."

So,

becareful what you wish for.

=)

Save me. Save you

Save me. Save you



It's widely known that the pre-historic wipe out was majority done by the "rocks" from the sky.

Chunks of planets looking like cooking crumbs hitting earth

flaming, that is.

For what's known,

those "cookie crumbs" came from a planet which scientist like to label it as 'planet x' .



That happened 4.5 billion years ago.

BUT

reoccurance will take place approximately 4.5 billion years later.

This time,

it's no longer going to be chunks but the entire planet x.


Imagine this.

A giant ball ,

1/3 the size of earth

hitting earth directly in the centre causing a massive annihilation.

Molten lava from core of earth will just ooze out enveloping the surface of the earth

causing the temperature to elevate tremendously causing the air we are breathing in to

literally combust and just burn our nasal passage.

As for earth,

it will just BOOM !!

leaving to look like an apple leftover


The artist impression of earth's destruction was enough to send shiver down my spine.

Saving gaia ?

Ummm....

How about saving faith ?

With the catastrophical news regarding bird flu, aids,

tsunami and recent gate to tears,

the myanmar typhoon incident,

i just couldn't stop myself from feeling phobic and paranoid.

Any loud siren or thunderstorm will just remind me of Messenger Rafael (Malaikat Izrafil)

attempting to blow his trumpet (sangkakala).

I don't know about you

but i'm definitely feeling the heat.

So,

the main question still lies

" Have you done enough, fellow muslims ? "

The Long Awaited Post

The Long Awaited Post



For the much awaited post.

I know i took so long to blog but i've been seriously busy enjoying life.

I shall get the ball rolling with the country's commuters on public transport.

The island-state of Singapore breeds funny people.

Ridiculously funny people.

If you have taken the MRT in Singapore,

it won't be a surprise to see passengers clamouring to get a seat once the train arrives.

It's not much of a concern until you have to alight.

As soon as the train reaches the station,

you are greeted by a swarm of jack-asses with blank facial expressions

all ready to go onboard.

And no,

they do not give way to alighting passengers.

Why ?

Because they have to be the first to get a seat inside as

those alighting are inconsequential and invisible (standard ah..mcm tak biase gitu)

And you really wanna know WHY ?

because they are dick-headed SILLYPOREANS.

To the disgrace of other self-respecting and courteous citizens,

train announcements regularly remind commuters to give way to alighting passengers.

If it has to come to this extent,

you know how grave the problem is.

Wampedek . Wampedek . Wampedek

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Trip to Batam

meet mr yusri (right) and vanessa (left)

Miss Tati aka Ta-TITS and Su Yin aka Swing

Having some MILF bonding session

The miniaturised ME (go figure the actual size *wagbrow* )

A bridge of fear need to be crossed in order to get to our dinner.

V for viagra.

Feel good time

wonderkid

The makan kakis

Puti Bungsu Restaurant

Gold-Digga

Synchronizing orgasm at the same time..on my count, ladies

View from hotel

Mr Yusri saw casper..he did saw

As usual, girls just being girls

Another case of smalam da kene rabak-rabak

Bye Batam

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If i had boobs and vagina

God damn it

I would probably drown myself in my own love juice.

Simply phenomenal

Btw,

i can't wait for graduation ceremony.

Let's just say i'm bringing sexy back

*wagbrow*