strictly speaking
these are direct opinions of men
so chicks
if you do have problem with them
by all means
please do hack us with your lingeries and soft cotton wool
haha
we're here with our arms wide open
=]
1) Foghat’s “Slow Ride” is not about a trip in the car. Get the hint?
2) The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.
3) Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.
4) Don't take a woman to a match you really want to see—she'll just want to leave early
5) Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don't complain about it.
6) All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way
7) More than half of surveyed females between 18 and 25 would prefer to be run over by a truck than be fat
8) Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you’ll see it more often..kk..this is definitely not my idea, k..really..sumpah
9) Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. She’ll go to bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping Jell-O shots off some skank’s cleavage...this is totally not my idea..btw im a good boy =]
10) On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat..boringg !!
11) Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds..mampos..ni lelaki..dasa da tebiat
12) Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s..true..very very true..and trust me..i almost vomitted out my breakfast..and btw, i was doing morning duty..prefect what
13) Let her beat you at something once in a while—poker, chess, Ping-Pong—and she’ll be more likely to give you what you want, like some peace and quiet..haha
14) It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it (guys..remember..if they ever find out..you're dead..and dont come running to me for help eh)
15) They dream of one day peeing in a urinal..haha..key to "shooting" properly is to aim and have a bloody straw =]
16) Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer long hair (haha..i prefer shorter hair..but then again..anything will do)
17) When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions (true..very very true)
18) The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win (too true)
19) If you have something to hide, she’ll find it (learn this from my mum)
20) Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash (honestly speaking..i dont find it kinky at all..plain torture)
21) Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true..Key word : want
22) She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends..how am i not surprised..*winks*
23) The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world..but i somehow find amir in those is pretty..ummm...hmmm...ok..its a big turn off..haha..sorry mir
24) Blings. Now you always knkow what to get her for a last-minute gift. they say diamond is girls' bestfriend. don't worry..they'll forgive you
25) They got higher pain tolerance than you do, men..imagine crapping a baby out from your "tweety bird"..you crack your balls off
k girls
i'm innocent
like seriously
=]
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habba habba
and please do tell me i'm in heaven,
miss Stone
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