1st week of school

first week of school has been pleasant

but lectures were dreadful

during lesson

i could actually see myself skipping happily with the bunnies

honey bunnies, to be exact

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in the morning

the class was having ice breakers with the lecturer

she wanted me to introduce myself to her infront of others

so this is how it went

miss kumala : yes..hidayat..pls do intro yourself

me : hi i'm hidayat..you can call me yat

wee cheong : yucks

me : haha..nabei *pointing the holy third finger of mine*

miss kumala : hidayat..its the holy month of ramadhan..my impression of you has indeed tarnished..my goodness..you should be extra good this month

class : haha..yat..o00ooooooooorrrrrhhh...you're going hell..haha

me : haha..idiot..ma'am..things aint always what they seemed..what people do on the outside doesnt reflect on what's within..so as i was saying..you can call me yat..i'm from ntss..and i'm a mix breed of chinese..malay..peranakan..japanese *whispering(bloody bastard great grandpa)*..haha..and i whoop ass as a hobby...o0oo..and im an avid fan of arsenal fc

miss kumala : haha..interesting person.and btw you do have a nice smile

me : thank you *smile got wider*

amelia : o0ooohoorr...haha..yat..you got yourself a "burnt" secret admirer

haha

how racist can my classmate be

i do not have any indian classmate for my poly days as far as i can remember

its really depressing

i dono why

whenever i see an indian guy

instantaneously will remind me of meen



supermeen

dont ask me why

maybe meen is the only close HOT indian friend ive got

eh thambi..i bloody hell promote you to the chicks ok

haha..be grateful to have a cockanathan friend like me

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so after my prayers

went back straight to school

sat on the staircase infront of the class waiting patiently with my earphone shaft into my ears blaring to DONGDANG SAYANG

as i was on cloud 9 listening to it

suddenly i felt someone grobed my thighs from below

bloody hell

for once i thought it was orang minyak

but come to think of it..its month of ramadhan..no HANTU wad

apparently, it was my classmate,

amelia

and thank God

there wasn't any "activities" going on in my pants when she grobed

if not..batal puase aku

me : woi..chilakas..dont anyhow grobe eh..i feel shy la..haha

amelia : mmmmm...strong thighs

she's just being her usual cranky horny self

maybe she studied too much

used to her since year 1

so yea

cheers

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my lecturer said

guys who dont put on make-up and not having their ears pierced

they are good boys

so what am i ?

angel ?

*ponder*

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i will stand beside you

where love will find you

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