Saturday, September 08, 2007

Rugby, Pisang Salai, Mandarin and Current

scholars, officers and rugby

simply run in my mum's side

but rugby seems to be prominent

the war cry which goes something like this

"ka mate ka mate ka ora ka ora....."

what does it all mean ?

probably mean something like

you're dead meat

we wanna stuff this ball inside that scrotum bag of yours

braise them

naaa....stew nicer

and we wanna kill you

be prepared to go home

kk...i just made that up

haha

seriously

rugby still a likeable sport to me

a decade back (im avoiding double digit numbers..make me feel old)

o0oyes

those glorious rugby days

full back prodigee (ala..kasi la aku muke siket)

captain-ed my school

captain-ed my class

even led jin tai to become west district champions ok

but hey

those were the days

i kinda regretted not picking up that route

me and my foolish decision

o0owell

its silat now

but you know what they say

you can never ever forget your first love

*dreaming away*

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i had a craving for pisang salai recently which,of course,

i do know the name initially.

me : eh aku mcm nak makan pisang jemur ah

my friend : huh ape

me : pisang jemor !

my friend : hahahahahahahaha...pantat lu..ape tu pisang jemor ? haha..kau nak aku jemor kau nye pisang ?

me : haha..asal kau ketawe..betol kan pisang jemor..ala..the dried banana slices

my friend : haha..o0oo..tu pisang salai la setan..haha..dasa nak keme jitak betol

me : bukan pisang jemor eh..haha..*paisei*

gosh..now that is embarassing

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in school

its a norm for the aunties to speak mandarin to me because they think i'm chinese..

well...i am but just 50%

auntie : ah boy...ching ching chung ching chong chong

(how am i supposed to know what sheis talking about)

me: ummmm..auntie..wo pu ming bai (it means i dont understand..btw learn that from my classmate)

auntie : haa... ! ching ching chong chong ka booom !!

me : auntie..i dont speak chinese

auntie : ahhh !! anak melayu ah !!

(then she just looked away)

me : eh auntie..ummm...you forgot to give me back my $1 change

now..thank God i reminded her

if not..there goes my $1

gosh..really gotta start learning mandarin so i wont be an embarassment

speaking of languages

gosh

need to brush up on my german

=]

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Current

1) song listening to : Anna Molly by incubus

2) wear : topless and green puma sports pants (going commando)

3) doing : blogging and drinking carrot juice

4) girlfriend/s : miss sarah (haro bike) and miss W880i

5) school: singapore polytechnic

6) favourite food : halal porkchop

7) favourite drink : tongkat ali

8) biggest spending : liverpool long sleeve and atletico madrid jerseys (both accumulated to $200)

9) dream : to be successful and trash the losers in my life

10) favourite line : human are constantly consumed by monstrous deceit

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dont let the power of science overweigh you beliefs

=]

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