childhood

childhood fantasies,dreams and tales

1) i alwaes dream of marrying a nurse one day. but that fantasy was cancelled when my hot nurse neighbour got her second child.aiyoyoyo..ni bukan badan anak mak..ni badan mak anak adela

2) i used to matchmake my ninja turtle with my sis' barbie. but alwaes got rejected (too ugly ah)

3) i like to play masak-masak with my sister. but i alwaes ending up cooking the barbie's head..no ingredient nye pasal

4) i was freaking notorious back in primary school. trust me. my actions were for good reasons (well most of it) there's this incident where my teacher scolded my class for no apparent reason. since i am big fan of justice league and i strongly believe in serving justice (nak step hero gitu)..so i stared at him and spat at his face. result = detention and one hell of a canning

5) o0o how i hate my pri 1 form teacher. i still remember when i really need to go to the toilet. she still refused to allow me to go toilet. i kept insisting but she kept saying no..so ok..i just crapped inside my pants..teacher. now u clean this up for me (padan muke..tula kepale batu)

6) when i was in kindergarten, i thought smoking was cool. it aint cool when i took a quick puff from my dad's unattended cigarette. my dad caught me red-handed..abes..rotan ah..

7) when i was in p1, i told myself i would get married at the age of 18. look at me now. i'm almost 20 and still very much single..haha

8) i was exposed to sting, scorpion, deep purple, eagles, iron maiden when i was still very much a baby.. bapak gua rocker babe..haha

9) in primary school, i had a crush on this girl..if im not wrong, her name is fazlin. haha. how do i express my love to her ? haha..i wacked her with a long ruler..haha..you know they say ah..love can be aggresive and tough =]

10) i alwaes managed to run away from injection (success rate : 90%). doctor used child psychology thingy on me but unfortunately,it dont work for me. so i quickly hide under nurse's uniform..haha..hey..i was only 3 ok

11) doctors hate me so much. they told my parents i gonna die young because im so bloody hyper active. nabei

12) i stole my very 1st and last candy at this mama shop. so i was happily eating my candy inside my room and my mum asked where did i got the candy from..i told her..somemore threw up the candy from the 1st floor to my room's window.(9th floor) you tell me which mother would believe such bull. haha..i had to stand outside my house for 5 hours. as i thought it was over, my dad came back..mati mati..tentu mati..haha...kene rembat ah..

13) my mum alwaes told me i would make it big in future. success always starts with belief and fear of God

14) u used to bribe my sister alot whenever i did something wrong and i dont wish her to complain to my mum. the highest amount i had to pay was $5..remember..she was only 3..haha.

15) i still remember what i got for my sis on her 4th bday. a badge. trust me.it was hard-earnt effort. i had to pick up coins from the floor and slowly collect them

16) i used to have an imaginary friend and trust me. it aint pretty. it controlled my life. why am i telling you people this . its as good as telling you guys i met E.T

17) haha..cheers to my childhood