Double STandards

Double Standards


It has been an enjoyable while

and i apologize for not blogging as i lack time.

But these few days has been finest few days of my life.

Let's just say 3.8 is currently my favourite digit and journalism has somehow diffuse into my blood.

*winks*

kk..now let's get down to business (this is what i do best)

Believe it or not,

we live in a world of vicious double standards.

Double standards are never just until they actually work in your favor.

It's time you learned to embrace society's irrational impartiality

and made it work for you.

Let's take for an example.

A promiscuous woman is labeled a skank

but when the man is promiscuous,

he is heralded as a stud.

Injustice,

perhaps ?

Let us take a glimpse at the things men can get away with that women simply can't.

1) Men can look like crap

Most men expect women to look like they're preparing to compete in the Miss Universe Pageant.

Sounds familiar ?

Dont worry..i'm cool with almost anything..but nothing lagi best !

Amir and Zee once said

" Orang da lawa..pakai apa-apa pon lawa..tak pakai apa-apa..lagi lawa..!!"

hahaha..they're sure to be slaughtered

To that end,

a woman wearing anything other than an evening gown is viewed as something of a mild disappointment.

Luckily,

men aren't held to the same ridiculously high standards.

Facial stubbles,

probably having the same pair of shoes to last for 2 years.

Hell,

we can keep the same haircut for decades at a time.

And still...nyehehehehehe

2) Shaving.probably i'll do it later..maybe tomorrow..maybe next week..ahh..forget it

For most men,

body hair is a cherished sign of virility.

The very first chest hair is awaited eagerly and silently celebrated

when it finally arrives.

*looking at meen*

The same thing,

patches of hair on your pits and legs signify that you've graduated from boyhood

*looking at meen again*

While no man wants to look like a Wookie (chewbacca from star wars),

a little dabbling of follicles is a welcome sight.

The same cannot be applied to women.

In order to appease the male species,

the chicks must undergo a grueling regime of plucking and waxing

that has more in common with saddism

than it does with personal hygiene.

*wagbrow*

But then again,

men don't usually get away with things easily.

REMEMBER THAT !


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In the beginning,

God created the Heaven and the earth.

He created the birds of the air and the beasts of the fields

and He looked at His creation and

He saw that it was good.

Then,

God created man,

and it’s been downhill ever since.

The story goes on to say that God created man in His own image

but there’s not much proof of that.

After all,

God made the sun and the moon and the stars,

and all man makes is trouble.

And when man finds himself in trouble,

which is most of the time,

he turns to something bigger than himself.

To love or faith or religion to make sense of it all.