Slices of my crappy life

Slices of my crappy life



1) It's a happy world (macam real..)

Let's face it.

The world is not a happy place.

It's all about pain and suffering

and that's on its good days.

People suck and i'm pretty sure they do *wagbrow*.

And they are frequently mean.

Any advice predicated on a joyous planet were people live in harmony is bound to disappoint.

2) Bad luck is only temporary.

Try telling that to someone who's been in the hole for a few decades.

Good luck is based on?

On LUCK !

That don't call it luck if everyone gets it do they?

We all know it come in threes,

but for some that might just be three lifetimes?

It sucks to be them,

so you should be grateful for just about any small victory,

shouldn't you?

3) You don't have the answer ? Pretend to have one.

We are a culture of pretence

and pretend knowledge is just as good as the real stuff,

possibly even better.

Why not!

Who needs to understand physics when they can just make up their own,

simpler answers that are far far easier to learn.

Bad science is a hot practice.

1 boy + 1 girl = "chemical reaction"

interesting....

4) It's your fault, but you're not to blame

Gotta love a take charge attitude,

followed by a quick denial of responsibility.

If you're taking charge,

shouldn't you be big enough to shoulder at least some of the blame

when it completely blows up because you haven't got a clue?

Why is it that the people who like to lead are also the ones that like to dodge responsibility?

Weasel is a useful word here, isn't it?

hahaha...don't look at me, suckas

Well, that's it.

That's all I got.

It ain't much,

it's utter nonsense, i know.

It's five minutes of your life that you're never going to get back.

But at least you were entertained,

weren't you?

So, you owe me.

Big time.

Cash is preferred.

The sooner you hand it over,

the better you'll feel.

If I get super rich,

I may even give you a sequel.

Lucky you!

haha

ps : now you guys know how bored i am to be stucked at home for 10 days being exiled away from camp *sobs*